Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Im sorry pine tree

Together with me and him, Together with me and Pacifica, together with me and myself. Together with... with who? Im torn what do I do?!

"Well, you can date me and ditch her!" he says laying next to me

"What?" I asked as I sat up

"Date me and ditch the bitch!" he says with a devious smile

"She's not a bitch bill! She's changed."

"Oh, I'm just kidding pine tree!" he teases

"Dipper. My name is Dipper!"

"But you're my pine tree!" he says rubbing my hair

"Stop, okay? It's Dipper and I'm not your 'pine tree'!" I said storming out and going to the woods

"Dipper I'm sorry, I-" 

I slammed the door not wanting to hear him. Why do I always go to the woods? Why not a more calming reliable place? Like a book store, or the pool? Regardless, I chose to stroll into the woods and rest in a clearing. I laid down and tugged at my hair, where Bill had left his touch. 

"Dipper!"

I did a partial sit up, which I'm sure gave me the most attractive double chin ever, just to see Pacifica. As I rested my head back down I acknowledged her. 

"Oh, hey Pacifica." 

She lays down next to me and tries to pull me close to her, "Don't do that by the way, you'll go bald quicker."

"I'm sorry? I'm just... frustrated." 

"It's okay, but you seem really tense." she says rubbing my back

"Yeah?"

"Yeah"

"Here let me see your back." she says, rolling up the back of my shirt

"Oh my god...Holy shit Dipper!" she shrieks 

"W-what?" 

I jerked my neck so hard I might as well have dislocated it, just trying to get a glimpse of what she was going on about.

"Your back! It's bleeding!" she says taking a picture with her phone and showing it to me

"What the fuck is that?!" I scream

"I don't know!" she screams back

"How do I get rid of it? How do I make it stop bleeding?!"

"HolyshitHolyshitHOLYFUCKINGSHIT!" She screams pulling me to my feet

"My journal!" I say flipping through pages

"No need looking for answers." he says floating in front of me

"Now who the hell are you?" she asks

"Bill Cipher!" he extends his arm, his hand surrounded with blue fire

She went to reach for his hand, but I know Bill and all of his tricks. 

"PACIFICA NO!" I scream jumping in front of her right as his hand burns the side if my head

"DIPPER!" they both scream

"Huh? What..? BACK OFF!" they say in unison

Bill shoved her and lifted my head up to examine the burn. I was knocked out but I knew what was going on.

He starts crying,

"I'm so sorry pine tree" he says

He pulls me close to his chest, as if I could hear his heart beat (you know, if he had one). He stroked my hair and one last time he whispered to me, "Sorry pine tree..."