Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

I think i wanna marry you

~~Bill pov~~

I hug him back as see shooting star smile. Jeez Dipper just makes me so happy, and I just love him so much.

*tap tap*

"Pssst, Bill I need to talk to you!" Mabel says pulling me into the hallway , while being dragged I get a glimpse of dipper and see him frown.

"What do you want?" I whisper shout

"You should marry Dipper!" she whisper yells

"What?! Why? How does marriage even work!" I whisper

"Come on Bill, ill help you make a good proposal! He can't Say no then!" She smiles

I think about this for a moment...

"Fine," I agree

"Yay! Okay one thing, can you sing?" she grins

~~Dipper's pov~~

I see Bill get dragged out the door by Mabel. I can hear mumbles and loud whispers but I couldn't make anything out, and if they had to be in a different
Room I have no business listening. A moment later they come back in.

"Dipper, meet me at greasy's diner at 6:00," he says walking out quickly

Strange, ah well not quite he just wants to go out, no biggie.

~~Mabel's pov~~

This is gonna be so great! I never really shipped a gay couple but I just can't resist!!! They are soo cute together! And Dipper is immortal and so is Bill so they can LITERALLY spend eternity together! Bill's a really good singer so this should go perfectly! I hope...

~~Bill's pov~~

I check the clock on the wall, 5:56, I have four minutes, everyone is here and in their places. It's all up to me and Dipper now *tick tick tick tick, tock!* 5:57, Dipper's always 3 minutes early. *Ding-a-ling* the bell goes off. Show time,

~~Dipper's pov~~ I walk in 3 minutes early, as always and notice Bill back in his tuxedo, but one thing, it's all black, like a real tuxedo...

~~Bill's pov~~

I see Dipper walk in wearing his normal clothes. Mabel runs up behind him with a chair and shoves him into it and slides it to the center of the diner, *cue music!*

It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

~~Dipper's Pov~~

OH my gosh...

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is this really happening?

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go oh oh oh,
No one will know oh oh oh,
Oh, come on, Dipper.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow oh oh oh,
Shots of patron,
And it's on, Dipper.

I start to cry

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is THE Bill Cipher actually dancing while singing?

I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,

And Mabel's in on this too?!

So what you wanna do?
Let's just run Dipper.

If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool.
No, I won't blame you;
It was fun, dipper.

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is he walking over here?

Just say I doooooo-ooo uhu,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby, baby.
Just say I doooooo-ooo uhu,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby, baby.

He's right In front of me...

Oh, it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

He's on one knee...

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

I start to cry at the fact that bill is actually proposing, I was so focused on Bill that I didnt notice all my friends dancing with him, like a flash mob. Wendy, Soos, Melody, Mabel, Gabe, Carter, Nyx, Roxanne, Emmalyn, Lee, Thompson, Nate, Tambry, and even Robbie.

"So Dipper, I think I wanna marry you," he smiles nervously while holding a ring out

"Bill..."