Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Are you gonna stay the night?

"Pine tree~!" Bill called out to me in a seemingly provocative voice 

"What?" I asked as I rubbed the sleep from my eyes 

"Heyyy~" he said sitting next to me on my bed

I changed positions to lay my head on his lap, "Hey?" 

"You know what time it is?"

"Nope." I sleepily replied

"It's 3:00!"

"In the morning?"

"Oh, just the opposite pine tree." he smiled playing with my hair

"I slept for that long?! Why didn't you wake me?!" I say trying so hard to keep my eyes open

"Pine tree I think you're sick..." Bill says, slicking my hair back so my birthmark was showing

He felt my head, "Damn." he whispered under his breath as he got up

"W-wait Bill please don't leave me!" I say trying to get up, but failing miserably and falling down. Why was I so weak?

"Pine tree wait right here." he says laying me down softly

"O-okay..." I respond softly

Minutes later he came back,

"Pine tree don't fall asleep!" he says rushing over and picking me up

I wrapped my arms around his neck and laid my head on his chest. He carried me to the bathroom and put me down in the bathtub, clothes and all. The cold water soothed my burning body.

"Dipper lean over here," he says taking my hat off and pouring water on my head

"O-okay." 

 Mabel peered around the corner, "Woah, what's wrong with Dipper?"

"I think he's sick" Bill says as he rubs my head

"Aww! Poor Dipper!" she sighs and walks away

He gently takes off my shirt,

"You're okay pine tree, don't worry, I'll take care of you." he says rubbing my back

...............................................................................................................................................................Bill's pov

I was very careful while taking his shirt off so that I didn't hurt him. He looked pretty good without a shirt, I don't know why I never saw him without one, I should've done this sooner!

"You're okay pine tree, don't worry, I'll take care of you." I coo while rubbing his back

He put his head down and I could feel his thoughts rush into my head 100 miles a minute. Bill Cipher, Love, sick, hot, very hot, Mabel, sister, bisexual, dipper pines, that's me, 20, gay?, never, maybe?

"Woah," I whispered under my breathe

"Hey Cipher~!" he says like he's drunk, no, just delusional

"Hey pine tree." I smile back

"W-What t-time is it?" he stutters

"3:30." I kneel down next to him

"Am I sick?"

"Yes." I rub his head

"Are you taking care of me?"

I could tell he was delusional, because he asked the most simple questions that he already had the answers to.

"Yes I am, is that okay?"

"Of course it is." he manages a smile

"Thank you." I smile back

"Hug?"

"Oh...Sure?" I hug him and his clammy body felt good against mine

He sinks down water, surrounding his face. I quickly lift his head up and laugh.

"You can't go to bed pine tree!"

"Why not?" he says his eyes closed

"Come on," I help him stand up and wrap a towel around him like a shall

He wraps his arms around my waist and I help him walk back to his bed.
He lays down and holds his arms out for me to join him. I sit down next to him and hold him like a little frighten child. This was nice, I hated to see him sick but I liked this Dipper, he wasn't always stressed, he was adorable, and I practically had complete control over him. He fell asleep and I never left his side afraid of what might happen if I did. He woke up again and this time it was 8:00.

"How long was I asleep?"

He was still delusional because knowing him he would have calculated it the minute he woke up.

"Don't worry about it." I rub his head

He slowly grabs my hand and leads it to his bare chest, holding it there, he smiles.

"Oh my little pine tree, you must be so sick." I say not removing my hand at all

"I must be." he agrees, still holding my hand

"Are you gonna stay the night?" he whispers

I look at him weirdly unable to understand.

"Are you gonna stay the night? Doesn't mean we're bound for life, soooooooo~, are you gonna stay the night?" he sings quietly

He was singing a song he must have remembered from earlier.

"You kill the lights i'll draw the blinds. don't dull the sparkle in your eyes. I know that we were made to break. so what? I don't mind~" he slows his breathing and leans up to my face so that our noses touched

"I love you so much." he leans in and kisses me very passionately on the lips

That was the first time he had ever said that to me without me having to read his mind. Well guess what Pine tree, I love you way more.