Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Boymance

~Dipper's pov~

There was absolutely positively no way in hell I could deny being gay now. I literally just had inter course with Bill. Yeah, no chance I'm even bisexual, just flat out gay, I'm fine with that but what if I'm wrong? what if bill is the only man I will love and I truly love women? Well for now I can classify myself as being gay but that really doesn't matter! I liked bill without a shirt on, I mean his hair was great but his abs were better. on his left side he had a tattoo of a triangle, of course, and on his other side... a pine tree. I turned on my side to face him.

"Bill?"

"Yeah pine tree?" he says facing me

"Why do you have a pine tree tattooed in percent ink on your body?" I asked

"So uh, you know how I can predict the future?"

"Yeahhh..."

"Well I kinda always knew I would end up with you one way or another, plus I've always loved your symbol" he says grinning

"Okay, any other tattoos I should know about?" I laugh poking both his sides

"I have your sisters symbol at the top line of my spine" he spins around and points to where his spine was visible

"That's it?"

"Yep" he says pulling my arm towards him

"Why are you doing now?" I ask scooting closer to him so that he wasn't going to rip my arm out of its socket

"How long have you've had my wheel on your arm?"

"Well 4 years, I got it on my 16th birthday" I say thinking back

"4 years huh pine tree?" he grins

I went to tilt my hat when I touched my head and it wasn't there. It wasn't there! Shit where is it?!

"Bill where's my hat?!" I say getting up frantically

"Relax it's in the bathroom" he flicks his hand in a nonchalant motion

I run to the bathroom in search for my hat. Ha! Found it! I place it on my head and walk back to my room, Bill was still on my bed but smirking deviously.

"What did you do?" I walk in slowly examining the room

"Oh what did I do? Nothing, more like what you did. You made me more attracted to you with your hat on!" he gets up and wraps his arms around my waist

"I do? just by putting on my hat which by the way, I wear all the time!" I laugh

"Oh yeah you wear your hat all the time but I never see you with your hat on and not a shirt!" he motions his hands try to cool down dramatically

"You're not to bad yourself with your shirt off" I smile looking up at him which only reminds me of how short I am and how tall he is

"Maybe I should put my shirt back on" I say trying to grab my shirt from the ground

"Never!" he laughs and snaps his fingers making my shirt disappear in a
Blue flame

"Bill Cipher!" I laugh breaking free of his break and running to my closet to look for a shirt

"Bill, where did my shirts go?"

"Somewhere..." he says turning around and running out

"Hey come back!" I yell running after him

I ran around the house following him and finally landed back in my room. I was all sweaty and hot from running around,

"Bill I need a shirt! just one!" I huff

"Oh but Dipper! You're all sweaty and hot, what's the point if putting on a shirt just to get it all sweaty?!" he grins

"I hate you" I mutter under my breath and bring my hand to the back of his head and pulling his head down towards mine kissing him

"God I love you" he whispers and pulls my waist

"I love you too" I smile

"Hey guys I'm bac-" Mabel starts to say as her head round the frame of my door

"AHHHH! BOYMANCE!!" She screams running around in circles around me and Bill

Bill puts his hands up to the back of my head.

"EEEEEE!! BOAMANCE!!"

Bill kisses me more roughly,

"Okay okay I get it ill leave!" she says running out the door

Just when we think she's gone her head pops back inside and whispers,

"Boymance" than disappears around the corner