Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

She knows

I just smiled at the thought that Bill said he would never leave me...NO I DIDN'T! SNAP OUT OF IT DIPPER!

"Oh come on, don't deny your feelings pine tree~" he says putting his hands back on either side of me

"OHMYGOSH!!!" I hear Mabel scream from the doorway

"Hello shooting star." greets Bill still not moving from where he was

"Well i came to see how you were feeling, but i see you're doing a lot better with your...BROMANCE!" She yells

"What? Mabel you have it all wrong!" I say trying to sit up, but Bill pushed me back down

"I do? Then why is Bill sitting on top of you and when you tried to get up why did he push you down?" She retorted

"Yeah pine tree, what does Mabel have all wrong?" he asks smirking

"Well if Bill would get off of me I would gladly explain!" 

"Not a chance" he says grinning

"EXPLAIN!" shouts Mabel

"Well you see when we came back to the shack for our 'surprise' party I was feeling funny so I came up here and what do you know Bill was here, I quickly left for the forest and he followed me, so I came back and here we are." I said still trying to get up, but again he pushed me back down

"That's the tip of the iceberg pine tree. You left out some minor details." he says smirking

"Minor shminor! I want to know!" says Mabel sitting on the floor

"Well, I was here to wish Pine tree a happy birthday, he wanted nothing to do with me so when he left for the forest I followed him to see if he changed his mind. He sat down and I sat next to him, yadda yadda yadda and then we kissed-"

"YOU KISSED! WHO KISSED WHO!"

"I kissed my little pine tree over there and he did nothing to stop it. We came back here and he told me to get out, I was just at the door when he told me to not go after all, in fact! He invited me to never leave him!"

"Are we talking about the same Dipper I knew when we were 19!?! We're barely 20! What changed within you dipper?!"

"Anyway I stayed and time went by so I decided, I would see if pine tree liked me, loved me, or hated me. So here we are!" he finishes

"DIPPER!!!!" She yells

"What?!" I ask

"1, what happened to you! And 2, do you love Bill?"

"1, nothing happened I'm still me and 2... I don't know." I say blushing

"Well I didn't hear a no!" says bill grinning and kissing me

"AWWW THIS IS SO CUTE!!" She screams running into the door by accident

She gathered herself and walked out of the room closing the door behind her.

"Well now she knows." Bill breathes out

"Knows what?! What is there to know?" I yell

"That we're together!" he says, kissing me again...