Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Wedding crashers

~Dipper's pov~

Well now I know when he is lying so that won't be to bad I guess. But I told Pacifica I had a plan for her... but I don't... so I lied right there. Well the wedding's tomorrow so I better think quick. Maybe I could... no. Or possibly I could... no that wouldn't work. What if i... That's full proof.

"Mabel!" I yell

"What Dipper!" she yells back

"Where are you?"

"Downstairs you dork" I could hear her laughter

I run downstairs and find her playing dress up with Waddles.

"Mabel what the hell are you doing?" I laugh

"Playing with my pig!" she turns around

"What do you want?" she asks playing with his tiny arms

"What if I told you I think I found you a boyfriend"

"Well they probably want to date you more than me!" she complains

"Shut up" I take the pig off her lap and drag her into town

"Hey!" she yells tugging on her sleeve

"Hey Gabe!" I shout dragging Mabel to him

"Who are you?" he asks backing up

"Oh yeah you don't remember me, Im Dipper"

"Mabel?!" he looks at her

"Hello!" she says in her cheerful voice

"What are you doing here?" he questions

"I live here now!"

"Well Im gonna go now so bye!" I walk back to the shack

~Mabel's pov~

"So how have you been?" he asks

"Me? oh I'm good how about you" I look at his eyes, he cut his hair so it's short and boy length, normal I guess

"Uh, well not to good" he scratches the back of his head

"Oh no, why?"

"I'm being forced to marry someone I don't like"

"Who is it?"

"Pacifica NorthWest"

"Ohhh"

"Don't worry there is someone out there you love more than her, object to marry her"

"Thanks Mabel" he kisses me on the cheek

Eeeee! That was me freaking out in my head because I was kissed by a non-Gnome,Merman,Vampire thing! I run back to the shack and fling open the door.

"Woah, hello!" Dipper says smiling mischievously

"What did you do Dipper?" I squint my eyes

"Nothing of the sort, it's what you did!"

"What?! What did I do?"

"Tomorrow we'll see"

-Time skip to tomorrow-
~Dipper's pov~

I wake up and get ready to go to Pacifica's wedding. I quickly get dressed and run downstairs to see Mabel is all ready to go. We drive there and take our seats. The ceremony starts and I can tell quickly that neither one of them are happy.
'Blah blah blah blah, romantic shit, blah blah blah blah' and then the part we've all been not so patiently waiting for.

"Do you Pacifica Elise Northwest take Gabriel Nathan ( made up middle name ) Benson to be you're lawfully wedded husband, to kiss and hold through sickness and in health?"

"I...i do"

"And do you Gabriel Nathan Benson take Pacifica Elsie Northwest to be you're lawfully wedded Wife, to kiss and to hold through sickness and in health?"

"I don't"

"What?"

"I don't, I can't, I love someone else" he looks at Mabel

"Mabel," he steps down from the podium "ever since we were 12 and I was a freak, like a really weird major freak and you opened my eyes to that" everyone laughs " went home, cut my hair, got rid of all my weird scary ass puppets, and started to miss you"

Pacifica turns to me and mouths 'thank you' i nod and she smiles .There it is, my plan had worked perfectly.