Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Fuck off

I quickly shut the door so he wouldn't see Gabe.

"Heyyy Bill!" I say nervously

"Pine tree, who the hell was that?" he asks crossing his arms over his chest

"No one..." I say looking down at my feet

He grabs my chin and lifts my head up.

"Don't lie to me." he whispers

I sigh,

"It was Gabe..." I say looking back down at me feet

"You slept with him?!" He screams

"Nonono! Not like that I thought he was you!" I explain

"Oh yeah? Am I really THAT unimportant to you that you mistake me for someone else!" He yells

"It was dark, I was reading my book with a flashlight like I always do!" I yell back

He slows his breathing and calmly says,

"What did you do with him?"

"Just slept!" I calmly say back

"Did he kiss you?" he asks tears for in at his eyes

"Yes" I whisper

"What?!" he looks up

"Yes!" I say

"You cheated on me!" he cries

"You've cheated on me before!" I yell

"Did you do anything more??" He asks at the verge of tears

"No" I whispered

He glances at me then turns to walk away.

"Bill wait!" I after going after him, but he puts his hand up to stop me and walks out.

"Shit, what did I do?!" I whisper to myself falling to the ground

"Heyyy~" Gabe says sitting next to me

"Fuck off" I say not raising my head out of my hands

"Wow, someone's angry." he laughs

"You think this is funny?! You think this is a joke?! You think I'm just some life you can screw up?!" I yell

"Um, well...no" he scratches the back of his head

"Then what do you want with me? You have my sister, so leave me alone!" I run to the forest into a clearing.

I slowly sink down to the ground and pull my knees to my chest. I feel a shadow come over me.

"Fuck off" I mumble

He kneels down to be eye or knee lev to me. He take my jaw and lifts my head up. He turns my head and slams me on the ground. he turns me around and sitting until of me is Bill.

"What the hell!" I moan

He leans down to my ear,

"I'm so sorry I over reacted~" he whispers

"It's my fault." I whisper back

"No it's mine." he says kissing me passionately

He pulls away and gets off of me and laying next to me instead.

"Pine tree?" he asks turning on his side

"Yeah?" I say turning to face him

He holds up his middle finger and smirks,

"Fuck off"

"Fine" I laugh getting up

"I was only kidding!" he laughs

I start to walk away and flip him off, he laughs harder. We both get back to the shack and notice Mabel and Gabe are cuddling with each other.

"Oh hey Dipper!" She says cheerfully

"Hey Mabel" I say walking past her with bill's arm around my shoulder, just as I walk past her Gabe winks at me.

We get to my room instantly go to bed after a day of fighting.

-next morning-

I wake up and Bill is still sound asleep next to me. I quietly get up and grab my jacket. I go into town to just take a break from everything for a while. I stick my hands in my pockets and look down. I kick a rock as I walk. I wasn't laying attention and I ran into someone making both of us fall down.

"Hey!" she shouts her red hair falling over her face

"Oh I'm so sor- Wendy?!" I say helping her up

She stares at me, "Dipper!" she wraps her arms around my neck.

"How have you been?!" she asks looking up at me, I was at least 2-3 inches taller than her

"I've been good how about you?" I smile at her

"Could be worse!" she laughs

I start to walk side by side with her.

"So what have you been up to lately?" I ask

"This might surprise you but I'm now a professional monster hunter!" she smiles

"Seriously?" I smile back, she nods

As the day goes on we laugh and talk catch up a bit. We watch the sun go down and I walk her to her house.

"Well I should get going." I say smiling at her

"No!" she whinnies as she flings her arms around my neck

"But I have to!" I protest

"No Dipper, don't leave me!" she whispers in my ear

"I'm sorry I have to go!" I smile at how childish she's acting

"You can leave!" she protest

"And why's that?" I ask

"Because I love you Dipper" she whispers kissing me

OhShit...