Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Yeah

~Bill's pov~

"Shooting star!" I say sliding next to her and the pig

"Hi Bill!" she says playing with the animals tiny arms

"Whatcha doin??"

"Playing with Waddles!" she says plopping the pig on her lap so there is more room for me

"Okay, great so are you going to be busy later today?"

"Um, no I don't think so, and later today? It's 7:30!"

"I am aware."

"Okay, then we should probably tell Dipper that we'll be busy-"

"No! you can't tell him!"

"Why not?"

"Because its a secret." I smile taking her arm dragging her to the forest

Dragging her there was virtually impossible, but somehow, I got it done. She's always way too excited. 

"Tell me!" she says shaking my arm

"Well I need help."

"With?"

"Your brother."

-Dipper's pov-

I ran downstairs,

"Mabel?"

I round the corner and look for a sign of her,

"Bill?" I check running around the house

Hmm, I wonder where they went, and what they're doing.

"Heyyy Dipper~" Mabel says walking in

"Heyyy Mabel." I reply in the same tone she used

"Where were you?"

"That's not important?!" she flails her arms in the air

"Where's Bill?"

"Your boyfriennnd?"

"Mabel he's not my boyfriend!" I blush

"Sureee~" she narrows her eyes

"It's true!" I yell

"Brother I want you to know that whatever I do, is for your own good." she says hugging me

"Wait... Mabel what did you do?!"

"No time to explain!" she shoves me out the door and locks it

"Mabel open the door!" I bang on the door

"Never!" she yells running away from the door

"Mabel Pines!" I yell banging harder

"Pine tree~" he wraps his arm around my waist

It sends shivers down my spine.

"Yeah?" I ask turning around

"I love you, you know that right?"

"Of course I know that." I smile

"Do you love me?" he asks

I stare at him in sight of this question.

"Yeah..."

"Yeah?" he laughs

"Yeah~" I smile

"So would I be crazy if I asked you something?"

"Bill you're already crazy." I laugh

"Well, crazier?"

"Nope, just as crazy."

"Okay..."

"Go ahead."

"Dipper Pines?"

"Yes, Bill Cipher?"

"Will you be my boyfriend?"

I just stare at him.

"What?" he cocks his head

"Yes."

"Really?" his eyes light up

"Yeah."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."