Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

The good, the bad, and Bill

I wake up in the morning to find Bill isn't next to me, or in my room, or in the shack. Wonder where he is... I go downstairs to find Mabel watching some show about some housewives that's live in Beverly Hills. I walk into the kitchen to make some coffee but to my surprise I find Gabe there... shirtless and standing right in front of me.

"Oh uh... I can go put a shirt on." he says pointing upstairs

I look down at my feet and pretend not to notice this hot ass six-pack sexy motherfucker standing in front of me.

"Nah, it's fine I just wanted coffee." I say grabbing my Dean Winchester mug and pouring some coffee into it and drinking it black

"You don't put anything in your coffee?" he asks

"Nah, I like to drink it like Sherlock. No I'm just kidding I just like it black." I say taking another sup of my coffee

"Well that's cool" he says grabbing Mabel's Dr.Who tartus mug. I watched him add all the creamer and sugar. 1scoop, 2scoops...

"It's 3" I say holding my mug with both hands

He looks up, "what's 3?" He asks

"Mabs always drinks her coffee with 3 scoops of sugar." I say turning to walk away

"Oh, thank you Dipper." he says smiling

I give him a peace sign and walk back upstairs. Once I'm up there I sit down on my bed, cross my legs, and start to read a book. I mean considering that Bill had picked out this book, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Kids age 12-18 in an arena fighting to the death! (Sound familiar? xD) oh my god I'm turning into Bill. But this Peeta Mellark dude sounds pretty hot.

"You know, we should role play." he says walking in

"What?" I look up from my book

"We should role play." he repeats

"No we shouldn't" I say looking back down at my book

"Oh come on! Please pine tree! You can be Peeta!" he begs

"Let me think about that...hmmmmm... no" I say taking a sip of coffee

"Buzzkill" he mutters

"Killjoy" I mutter back

He laughs at our little game.

"But seriously let's do something todayyy!" he says tugging on my sleeve

"Fine, what do you want to do?" I say setting my book and coffee on the floor

"Ro-"

"Exempt that!" I laugh

"Damn it pine tree you're no fun!" he whines

"Naw! Im plenty fun!" I smile

"Beg to differ" he crosses his arms over his chest

"Let's go into the forest and go on a mystery hunt." I say dragging him out of my room

"Bye Mabel, Bye Gabe, we're going out!" I say running out the door

"Well, well, well. Look who it is! If it isn't the one and only Dipper Pines... a-and Bill..."

I thought I was short but damn was Gideon short!

"What do you want Gideon?" I say looking down at him

"Oh nothing, can't I just visit my favorite Pines twin?" he ask looking up at me

"No, you can't. Plus Mabel isn't with me." I crossing my arms over my chest

"Well fine! I was just in my way to see you...er... HER!" He corrects himself and I grin at him