Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

(Alternate proposal) I think i wanna marry you

~~Bill's pov~~

I hug Dipper back and whisper, 'You're welcome pine tree,"

"Hey Dipper can I talk to Bill alone for a sec?" shooting star interrupts

"Yeah sure," he says getting up and walking out

"Bill I planned something special!" She squeals

"Okay and this concerns me how?" I ask

"Well you love Dipper right?" she says

"Of course!"I shout

"Then propose!" she whispers

"Pro-propose? What's propose?" I say cocking my head in confusion

"Proposing is where you ask someone you really really love, to marry you!" she explains

"Marriage? What's M-"

"It's where you vow to down the rest of your life with someone! And you guys are immortal!" she says

"Sounds fun, so how do I propose?" I ask

"Here's how it's gonna go down..." she says pulling me close

~~Dipper's pov~~

I walk downstairs into the kitchen and sit down at the table and something doesn't feel right...

"Hey gorgeous," Gabe says walking in

"Gabe, it's Dipper not Mabel." I say

"I know," he smirks "where's your boyfriend?" he asks sort across from me

"Upstairs talking to YOUR girlfriend," I say

"She's not my girlfriend..." he blurts out

"But I thought you asked her out..." I say

"Nah, I love someone else." he sas waving his hand

"Oh yeah? Who?" I ask

"You!" he says kissing me from across the table

I shove him off,

And she's fine with this?" I ask

"Yep," he says

"Welp, see you around babe" he says kissing my head

"I not your 'babe'" I say

~~ Gabe's pov~~

I get upstairs to see Mabel talking to Bill,

"You wanna be in flash mob?" He says

"Sure," I say walking to my room

A While Later

~~Bill's pov~~

I walk downstairs to see Dipper fell asleep on the table.

"Hey Dipper get up, we're going to go celebrate immortality!" I say shaking him awake

"Huh? O-oh okay," he says going upstairs to change out of his bloody clothes

He comes back downstairs and we head out the door.

"So *yawn* where are we going?" he asks

"Oh just downtown..." I say

"Okay *yawn* cool!" He says taking my hand

*SNAP! TELEPORTATION!*

I teleported us to Downtown Disney because pine tree always rambled on about how much he loved this place. We walk to where the stage is and notice some dancers who walk to a speaking plug in their phone and start to dance, perfect. All going just to plan!

~~Dippers's pov~~

Oh my gosh! DTD (down town Disney) I loved this place when I was a kid! Bill drags me over to some dance performers, great just another reason for people who can dance to run it in to people who CAN'T dance! But if Bill wants to watch ill watch too.

It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Bill starts to hum the song. Damn these Dancers are good!

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go oh oh oh,
No one will know oh oh oh,
Oh, come on, girl.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow oh oh oh,
Shots of patron,
And it's on, girl.

More people start to join in, hey look Mabel and Gabe!

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Wendy and Carter

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Robbie a d Tambry

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Lee and Nate, I actually think they're dating...

I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So what you wanna do?
Let's just run girl.

Soos and Melody

If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool.
No, I won't blame you;
It was fun, girl.

Nyx and Emmalyn

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Roxanne and bill... wait Bill!?!
Suddenly the lyrics cut out, Bill is handed a microphone and starts to sing.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Just say I doooooo-ooo uhu,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby, baby.

Oh, it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

He walks over to me

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

"Alexander Pines, I have loved you since you were twelve and those feelings never stopped. We've been together for a while and we've gone through a lot of shit together,"* people laugh* "you saved me multiple times and I saved you back, so..." he's on one knee... "will you do the honor of being my partner for entirety?" *Mabel whispers in Bills ear* "sorry, Will you Marry me Alexander Pines?"

"Bill..."