Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Kids

"Uh, I guess Bill..." I say, this is going to keep me up all night

"Yayyyyy-" Bill says falling asleep

Child or children? I never thought of being a father... well father(s). What gender? How would we do this? Adopt? use demon abilities?! I should start think of names... TIME FOR ONE OF THOSE OVER COMPLICATED LISTY THINGIES! I quietly slip out of bills arms and to my desk. I pull out a piece of paper and make a t chart. Boys and Girls names.

Girls Boys

Myst Oliver
Delilah Will
Belle Tyrone
Alexandra Stanley
Octavia Jason
Missy Andrew

Maybe Bill will add some names...

~~morning~~

I woke up on my desk with papers stuck on my face.

"Let's have a kid!" Bill says picking me up

"Uh, okay... we can go to the adoption center today." I say

"Pfffff, pine tree I can make children biologically!"

"How?"

"Magic!"

"Okay..."

"What gender?"

"Well you see Bill first we pick a name." I say pointing to the desk.

"Octavia, Tyrone? No, I'm not naming my child that." he says crossing his arms

"Okay fine," I say crossing them off

"Stanley, really Dipper? No, that'll make me feel bad."

I cross that off too,

"How about adding things!" I suggest

"Okay fine, add... Aaron, Joshua, and Levi." he says

"Girls?"

"I kinda like either Myst, Delilah, or Belle..." he says sitting next to me

"Myst Cipher Pines, Delilah Cipher Pines, or Belle Cipher Pines..."

"Get rid of Delilah..." he says taking the pen and crossing off

Delilah, Missy, Octavia, and Alexandra.

"You only like Belle cipher pines because it sounds like Bill!" I laugh

"Mmm, maybe..."

"What ever, come on do boys."

He crosses off Will, Stanley, Aaron, Tyrone, and Oliver.

"Okay so we have Levi, Andrew, Josh, and Jason."

"I like Jason..." I say

"I like Andrew..."

"What you two doing?" Mabel asks

"Picking names, what do you like better, Jason, Josh, Andrew, Or Levi?" Bill asks

"I like Jason or Andrew!" she smiles

Me and bill groan, that's not help!

"Pick either Jason or Andrew." I say

"Mmm, Andrew."

"Yes!" Bill smiles

"So Myst and Andrew?" I ask

"One demon name one normal name!"

"Good point there,"

"So which one if you's mom?" Asks Mabel

"They can call me Bill."

"That's disrespectful." I say

"Meh, well figure it out later."

Bill pick 2 hairs from my head and 2 from his fusing one of each to create Myst and Andrew Cipher Pines.

"D-daddy!" Andrew says moving his hands for Bill to pick him up

"I guess you're Daddy and I'm dad... wait why do they talk?"

"Demons talk when they're first born." Bill says hugging Andrew

"D-Dad!" Myst says crawling to me

"AND AUNTIE MABEL!" she says taking them both and holding them

"So ate they twins?" she asks

"Twins, 50% human and 50% dream demon. Yes," Bill takes Andrew

"Oh they are the cutest!" Mabel says handing me Myst

"I'm willing to babysit!" she says grabbing them both again and running downstairs.

Well, I guess I'm a father now, of 2 beautiful half demon half human children. This should be interesting!