Started with a bet

Leprechauns and Guiness

This story is completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only:)

IRELAND

Marshall's POV...

Sitting here in cabin giving Porter and Swift the low down about what went on with Emma .

" So what your saying man , is that she shot you down ?" Porter asked .
" Yeah that's exactly what I'm fucking saying , she wants to settle and you know me I can't do that shit again " I sigh .
"You can't or you won't ? Slim you need to grow a fucking pair . Look at the rest of us happily married and shit , just cause you had a bad experience with Kim doesn't mean Emma is the same "  Swift said .
" Shut up man you have been with same women for like 20 years " I laugh.
" So that doesn't mean shit " swift laughs.

" Hey guys , you ready for this party ?" Jack came in the door .
" Yeah man , when it's starting ?" Porter asks .
" It already started , I cam down here to get you guys " Jack says .
" oh shit let me get changed and we will head up " I say , running to change into some fresh clothes .

We get all our stuff and follow Jack up to the Tent where the party was being held .

" you guys stay here untill I get dad " Jack nodded walking towards the tent .
" Yo this shit is going to be crazy " Swift  says .
" Party full of leprechauns and Guinness who would have thought the real slim shady would be fucking here " Porter laughs .
" Yo man just cause we're in Ireland you can't go round calling folks leprechauns and shit " I smirk .
" Yeah whatever you know you were thinking the same thing , so slim what happens if your girl is with someone else tonight ? You going go Jackie Chan on their ass ?" Porter asked ,
" She's not my girl , not much I can do " I sigh .
" Yea cause your white ass to fucking stupid to give her what she wants " swift said.
" Yo I'm nearly 40 years old man, I can't be having babies and getting married . Way to old for that shit " I say.
" Okay and your not to old to be just fucking about with random chicks?  and the only reason those chicks are letting you stick your old ass dick in them cause your motherfucking Eminem , you know quite well if you were a broke ass brother still living in the shit that you wouldn't be getting pussy 24/7 . Get real dude and grow the fuck up everyone else has !" Swift shouted .
" Porter why the fuck did we bring his ass with us ?" I laugh.
" I dunno man, but he does speak the truth . Oh mighty swift the wisest of all the brothers of the D we worship you " Porter laughed bowing .
" Yo fuck off " swift said .
"We only messing , chill " I laugh.
" No but seriously slim, swift is right you should really think about it regardless of your age if you wanted to be with Emma you would do anything to make that girl happy " Porter shrugs .
" I know , it's just I don't think I can . She's to good for me and il only ruin her " I sigh .
" No one's ever to good " swift smiles hitting me on the shoulder .

We wait around for a few more minutes before Jack comes back out telling us that everything is ready to go .
I get my mic ready and thats when I hear Emma's mother Anne make a speech .

" First of all I would like to thank you all for coming to celebrate James 60th birthday with us .  I hope your all enjoying your selfs and not getting to drunk we don't want a repeat of the 50th " she laughed and everyone in the tent laughed with her .

"Anyways happy birthday James and we love you so much. So with that being said we have a surprise here for James tonight and no one is going to believe there's eyes when you see what we have in store .before we get the show on I would just like to thank this person for making the journey here and making it a unforgettable night for everyone. Ladies , gents and kids it's my pleasure to introduce the one and only Mr Eminem . " she shouted .

The intro to lose yourself played and that was my queue to walk into the tent , I spotted James and beside him was Emma looking fucking hot as hell so I made my way towards them .

"  Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity
Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that everyone asy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him" I sang as the whole tent erupted in cheers and began to sing along .