'Wildfire'
'Wildfire? Why are you lying to me?'
'I'm not.'
'Bronn I think you should start cutting off bits.' Tyrion said from inside the crate, staring down his cousin.
'No no please no' Lancel begged glancing up at the shadow Bronn was creating in the crate.
'Do you think it will make Jaime more likely to kill you or less likely. When I tell him you're a fucking his sister? Tyrion questioned
'I'm telling you the truth!' Lancel said desperately.
'A smart man would.' Tyrion agreed.
'She is making wildfire, she is. I swear it.' Lancel told him.
'And perhaps he would take sympathy on your balls but there's only one way to find out.' Tyrion went on
'They have thousands of pots already stored they are planning to launch them from the city walls and into stannis's ships and armies please!' Lancel said
'when did she tell you this?' Tyrion questioned
'I heard her talking with the Pyro maester the other night. After I left her she went to meet him. I swear.' Lancel begged.
'do you swear to me on what?' Tyrion questioned.
'On my life' Lancel assured
'But I don't care about your life.' Tyrion told him.
'By the light of the seven but all that is holy and right I am Lancel Lannister-'
'All right enough, even torturing you is boring. Oh and Lancel do tell Bronn if anything is to happen to me he is to kill you.' Tyrion told him as he stumbled out of the crate.
'If anything is to happen to Lord Tyrian kill me.' Lancel said to Bronn.
'It would be my pleasure,' Bronn said as he ran away
'hello Bronn.' Tya said her head tipped past him to tyrion in a box. 'brother.' She coed.
'my gorgeous lady. What are you doing in these parts?' Bronn told her and she hooked her arm with his.
'what is Tyrion doing in a box?'
'Walk with us sister, I think if the little twat is right, you will like what we find.' Tyrion told her standing up, brushing himself off.
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'Wildfire... Cersei used to tell me everything. I never once heard her talk of wildfire.' Tya told them.
'Bronn gets to kill Lancel if he is lying so... a show either way.' Tyrion told her. it was hard for Tya to picture Bronn as this fierce killer when he only ever showed her kindness and laughter. She looked up to him, his eyes were always already on hers. She turned back to the street to hide her blush. But Bronn chuckled he saw, he liked that he made the Lady Lannister blush.
'Stannis has more ships more fleets more armies than we have... what do we have?' Tyrion asked as they walked.
'That mind of yours that everyone keeps talking about?' Bronn suggested
'I've never been actually able to kill anyone with my mind.'
'good thing or else I would be out of the job.' Bronn remarked, 'and what a pity that would be to not see your gorgeous face every damn day.' Bronn told her.
'Yes a real travesty.' Tya agreed. 'for you.' She teased.
'oh this one has jokes.' Bronn noted, pulling her closer as the streets became more and more packed with people. 'What about your father?' Bronn suggested.
'He hasn't sent a raven in weeks he is humiliated at being repeatedly humiliated by Robb stark.' Tyrion told him.
'yes that hurt him... he needs a big win to come back from that.' Tya agreed.
'we wont be able to hold the city not with the way joffrey-' Tyrion began but a speaker shouting, preaching in the streets caught his attention.
'CORRUPTION!'
'we reap what we sow and it is foul.' The man shouted 'Brother going to bed with sister, in the bed of kings and we are surprised that the fruit of incest is rotten?' A man shouted his people rallying around him. 'A rotten king!'
'Yes a rotten King!" the crowd agreed.
'Hard to argue with his assessment.' Tyrion agreed.
'After what he did to your birthday present...' Bronn remarked
'the king is a lost cause, it is the rest of us I am worried about now,' Tyrion told them.
'To a twisted demon monkey!' the man went on
'You have to admire his imagination' Tyrion said a small grin on his face as he listened to the man ridicule his elder sister.
'he is talking about you they think you are pulling the kings strings' Bronn informed him.
'Demon Monkey?' tya said laughing. Bronn liked her laugh.
'blame me I'm trying to save them.' Tyrion reminded him.
'you don't need to connive me. ' Bronn told him.
'Demon monkey?'
'Demon monkey' Tya said still laughing
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Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT
Fanfiction"Land, riches, women. Plus the eternal glory and gratitude." Bronn informed Tyrion "I can get you that. My father may not be eternally grateful but I assure you, my sister will be" ⚔️ Tyrions twin sister has caught the eye of a certain sell sword. ...