Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT

Pig shit

'Do you have to do that here?' Tyrion questioned as Bronn was picking at his nails.

'I have to keep my hands clean.' Bronn told him, 'never know when I'm going to need may hands on your sister.' He teased.

'Yes and that I am grateful... but you have to do that here?' He stared over his desk at Bronn threw down his blade that he used to pick up his fingers. 'you should start wearing a gold cloak.' Tyrion told him.

'I don't want to wear gold cloak.' bronn informed

'your commander of the city watch you should not be dressed like a common Sell sword.' Tyrion reminded him

'It won't come in handy in a fight, it makes it harder to move quietly, and the gold catches the light so you are nice and easy to spot at night.' Bronn told him

'Well you were not sneaking through allies waiting any longer you are supposed to stand out.' Tyrion reminded him

'We had a deal,' Bronn reminded him. 'wearing a gold cloak was not part of it.'

'Fine.'

'fine.' Bronn told him.

'I cannot picture Bronn in a cloak.' Tya remarked.

'Tya you should be-'

'If you say resting I'm going to punch you in the nose.' Tya warned her brother.

'I just-'

'Worry? I know.' Tya said.

'you can read my mind yet I cannot read yours.' Tyrion told her. 'its highly unfair.'

'My lady-'

'I thought we were past formalities, Bronn?' Tya questioned.

'Tya, how are you?'

'Wonderful. I wanted to thank you again.' Tya told him. 'Thank you.'

'Anytime you need my hands on you, I'm here love.' Bronn informed her, Tyrion rolled his eyes while a smile tugged at Tya's lips.

'no gold cloak.' Tyrion went back to reading Bronn drummed his fingers on the scrolls, watching Tyrion. 'what?'

'What?'

'What?'

'What?'

'What? Why are you staring at me?' Tyrion questioned

'You don't want me cleaning my nails you don't want me looking your way why am I here? You know what scratch that, I'm not here. I'm looking at your beautiful sister and taking her back to her room, put her to bed...' Bronn winked at her.

'No.' Tyrion said sternly. 'Tya can help to since she feeling so good.' Tya nodded sitting down next to tyrion. 'To help me plan the defensive of Kings Landing.' Tyrion reminded him. Bronn got up stretching out his arms, bored. 'stannis army will be here any day.' Tyrion reminded him

'And one of these explains how to beat him?' Bronn said picking up the book. Tyrion flipped over to the cover of the book he was reading.

'History of the great sieges of Westeros by arch Master ch- ch- Chevelle,' Tyrion said struggling with the author.

'I would swap all your books for a few good archers.' Bronn told him as Varys walked in.

'Bronn has more battle knowledge than you Tyrion you should listen to him.' Tya added.

'awe thank you,' he draped his arms around her shoulders, resting his chin next to her face.

'My Lord hand, my lady, commander, I must complement you on the gold cloaks performance these last few weeks you know there has been a marked drop in thievery.'

'I did not know.' Tyrion said looking to Bronn 'and how did you manage to get this marked dropping thievery?'

'Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves.' Bronn said simply

'For questioning?'

'No.' Bronn said 'it's just the unknown thieves we need to worry about.' Tya let out a laugh.

'Bout damn time.' She said smiling over at Tyrion but he wasn't smiling.

'We didn't-'

'We talked about it.' Bronn said 'When the city under siege maybe this part is not in your book it's not the fighting that kills most people it's the starving. Food is worth more than gold noble ladies sell their diamonds for a sack of potatoes things get bad enough the poor will start eating each other the thieves they love siege as soon as the gates are sealed they steal all the food by the time it is all over they are the richest men in town.'

'Given the circumstances my Lord I believe extreme measures are going to needed.' Varys added 'Ahh the great sieges of Westeros thrilling subject.' Varys looking over the book Tyrion was reading 'it's a shame art master Shivaya thing wasn't a better writer.'

'Stannis knows Kings Landing,' Tyrion said 'he knows where the walls are strongest and he knows which gates are weakest...'

'mud gate' Tya said looking over a map, Tyrion glanced at the map, she was right.

'that could be beaten down in minutes and it's right by the water that is where he will land.' Tyrion agreed.

'And if Stannis does attack the mud gate...'

'Then what?' Varys asked 'what is our plan?'

'We could throw books at his men?' Bronn suggested

'We don't have that many books.' Tyrion reminded him.

'we don't have that many men either.' Bronn remarked.

'Then what do we have?' Varys questioned and Tyrion and Tya shared a look.

'Pig shit.' they answered in unison.