'What are you doing?' sansa asked as they walked through the gardens Tyrion was repeating the peoples names as they passed by laughing at them.
'He has a list.' Tya said coming up behind them.
'I have a list.' Tyrion agreed.
'its good to have a list.' Tya went on, 'keeps the people in order. I have many lists.'
'a list of people you mean to kill?' sansa questioned looking between them.
'For laughing at me? Who do you think I am? do I look like Joffrey to you? Death is a bit extreme but the fear of death on the other hand-' Tyrion began
'you should learn to ignore them.' sansa told him
'My lady people have been laughing at me far longer than they have been laughing at you. I am the half men the demon monkey.' Tyrion reminded her.
'demon monkey.' Tya repeated. 'I forgot about that. how on earth did I forget such a name!' she exclaimed laughing her laugh echoed through the gardens, Tyrion rolled his eyes at her.
'You are a Lannister.' sansa corrected 'I am the disgraced daughter of Ned Stark.'
'The disgraced daughter of the demon monkey.' tyrion told her 'we are perfect for each other.' he smiled back at Shae sadly she sneered at him.
'So how should be punished them?' Sansa question
'Who?'
'The men on your list.' Sansa said as if it was obvious.
'Well I could speak to Lord varys learn if they of their perversions anyone named Desmond Kraco must have secrets.' Tyrion told her.
'I do not think that you are a pervert.'
'I am a demon monkey, I have certain standards to maintain.' he told her
'We could sheep shift lord desmans bed.' sansa suggested. Tyrion glanced over at Tya but she was just as confused. 'You cut a little hole in his mattress and you shove the sheep shift inside.' sansa said plesantly. 'Then you sew up the hole and make his bed again it will stink but he will not know where he's coming from.'
'Lady Sansa.' Tyrion said with a laugh, tya laughed as well.
'that is brilliant.' Tya added, sansa smiled over to her. 'I wish I thought of that on you and Cersei when we were younger. Fuck lets do it to joff's bed!' tya said in a hushed happy whisper.
'My sister did that to me when she was angry with me and she was always angry with me.' sansa told them.
'Why sheep shift?'
'That is the word for dung.' Sansa clarified.
'my lady.' Tyrion said blushing
'well you asked me.' she remarked
'my Lord my ladies.' Podrick said running up to them 'your father has called a meeting of the small council.'
'I have to go anyways... Varys! My dear, have a moment?' Tya questioned chasing after him.
'only a moment, I have a small co-'
'I know, I will walk with you...'
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Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT
Fanfiction"Land, riches, women. Plus the eternal glory and gratitude." Bronn informed Tyrion "I can get you that. My father may not be eternally grateful but I assure you, my sister will be" ⚔️ Tyrions twin sister has caught the eye of a certain sell sword. ...
