Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT

Someone better....

'If he wins...' Jaime said leaving.

'Will you find him for me?'

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'if I could fight I would fight for you Tyrion.' Tya told him.

'I know you would, but I wouldn't want you fighting the mountain.' Tyrion told her.

'I don't want you to die.' Tya told him. 'I know you didn't do this.' She said tears in her eyes.

'knowing that you believe me is enough.' Tyrion told her.

'not enough to save you.' Tya sat in the silence with Tyrion for hours before the cell door opened. 'What the actual fuck are you wearing Bronn?" Tya said as he arrived in the cell.

'My Lord my lady.' Bronn said bowing before them

'Seriously what are you wearing?' tya questioned sitting up next to tyrion.

'Do you have new clothes.' Tyrion remarked

'Do you like it?' Bronn said 'look at these gloves they're dove skin they're softer than a virgins thighs.'

'I sent for you days ago.' Tyrion reminded him.

'I've been a bit busy.' Bronn informed him.

'Doing what?' Tyrion questioned

'he made a deal.' Tya remarked.

'my bachelor days are over I am to marry Laures stokeworth.' Bronn told them, he couldn't look at tya's face as he said it.

'Laures stokeworth?' Tya questioned confused

'Laures stokeworth. she does not strike me as your sort of girl..' Tyrion remarked.

'I wouldn't say I have a single type of sort of girl.' Bronn said as tyas face dropped. She knew it was stupid falling for him but still she felt a weight on her chest as he said it.

'She is dim witted.' Tyrion informed him.

'If I want witt I would marry you.' Bronn told him.

'Did my sister arrange this love match? Did she mention that Laures has an older sister?' Tyrion questioned.

'Yes Feliez I did know that I knew about the older sister.' Bronn informed them.

'Then you knew about the laws of inheritance.' Tyrion went on

'Feliez is 40 and baron.' Bronn told him.

'she still gets the castle when her father dies.' Tyrion reminded him

'She does unless she happens to perish before her father than Laures gets the castle.' Bronn remarked very calmly. 'what? Ladies fall off their horses and snap their necks all the time.'

'You and my sister deserve each other... not this sister, she is too good for you. The bitch of a sister that bought you!' Tyrion clarified. 'why would you bother to come here?' Bronn sat down on the cell bed

'Do you remember you told me that if anyone ever asked me to sell you out you would double the price?' Bronn questioned and Tyrion nodded.

'Is it two wives you want or two castles.' Tyrion questioned

'One of each would do but if you want me to kill the mountain it better be a damn big castle.'

'I am a bit short on castles at the moment.' Tyrion admitted 'but I can offer you gold and gratitude.'

'I have gold what can I buy with gratitude?' Bronn questioned.

'You might be surprised.' Tyrion said 'a Lannister always pays his debts.'

'Your sister is a Lannister too.'

'My wife is the air of Winterfell if I emerge from this with my head still on my shoulders I may one day rule the north in her name I could carve you out a big piece of it.' Tyrion recalled.

'If and may and could but it's bloody cold up north Laures is soft and warm and close.' he couldn't look at Tyanna 'if I gave you the choice between fucking Laures and fighting the mountain you would have you would have your pants down and your cock up before I could blink.' Bronn remarked.

'Does he frighten you so much?'

'He frightens everyone he's freakishly big and freakishly strong and surprisingly quick for a man of that size.' Bronn remarked 'maybe I could take him dance around him until he's so tired of hacking at me and drops his sword get him off his feet but one misstep and I'm dead... why should I risk it?'

'Because you are my friend.' Tyrion suggested.

'Yes I am your friend, I have risked my life for you time and time again how many times have you risked your life for me?' bronn questioned.

'What if i offered you something better than a lady with no name?' Tya questioned and bronn looked down to her. 'What if i offered you-'

'No.' tyrion said immediately

'Me.' Tya told him.

'Interesting offer.' bronn said closing the distance between them. He took her face in his hands kissing her. Their lips molded as her hands tugged at her shirt. When he pulled away a smirked crossed his face his hand stayed caressing her cheek. 'I would love to call you mine.' bronn told her 'but if i fight the moutain i would never get the chance to take you every which way have to screaming out my name is pure pleasure and-'

'Bronn.' tyrion hissed bronn dropped his hand from her cheek.

'Any other man.' Bronn told her. 'Im sorry. For the both of you. We would have made a great pair.' Tya felt her heart pounding in her chest as he turned to the door to leave. 'I like you, the pampered little shit that you are but I like you and I'm sorry it has to be this way.' Bronn told Tyrion.

'I understand.' Tyrion said 'Why are you sorry because you are an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart that is what I liked about you in the first place.' tyrion reminded him sticking his hand out Bronn shook it

'We had some good days together.' Bronn noted

'Yes we did.' Tyrion agreed Bronn knocked on the door to be released before returning back to Tyrion

'What will you do?'

'I suppose I will have to kill the mountain myself.' Tyrion told him 'won't that make for a great song?'

'I hope to hear them sing it one day.' Bronn said bowing before them.