Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT

Kun Kun Kun

'Wine always helps. I thank you for it." Tyrion says to Jaime after taking a giant swig from the wine skin Jaime had brought. The trial quickly approaching and Tyrion was chomping at the bit. "How much longer?" Tyrion asked his brother nervously.

"Soon." jaime said.

"Do you think Oberyn has a chance?" Tyrion asks. Jaime solemnly shakes his head. "The Red Viper of Dorne, you don't get that name unless youre deadly right?!"

"I've never seen him fight," Jamie told them.

"Oh he's going to die. I'm going to die." Tyrion said fear and panic in his voice

"Oberyn believes in himself."

"That's putting it mildly." Tyrion said.

'he wants to fuck me, hes going to hard to win.' Tya said confidently.

'what?' Jaime questioned but tya just shook her head, waving him off.

"What's the punishment for regicide? Drawing and quartering? Hanging? Breaking at the wheel?" Tyrion quetsioned

"Beheading." jaime informed him

"Seems rather ordinary. And he was my nephew as well, so what is that? Fratricide is brothers. Filicide is sons. Nepoticide. That's the one. Matricide, patricide, infanticide, suicide. There's no kind of killing that doesn't have its own word."

"Cousins." jaime said thinking it over. "Cousins, you're right. There is no word for cousin killing. Well done.... '

"Do you remember cousin Orson? Orson Lannister?" Tyrion questioned tyring to get his mind from his impending doom.

"Of course. Wet nurse dropped him on his head. Left him simple."

"Simple? Used to sit all day in the garden. Crushing beetles with a rock." Jaime and Tyrion jokingly mimic how Orson used to crush beetles and the "kun kun kun" Tya laughed at the memory, she liked them they got along. Too bad it was too little too late.

"Nothing made him happier." Tyrion said with a genuine smile

"Nothing made YOU happier. You'd think being tormented from birth would have given you some affinity for the afflicted." Jaime remarked

"On the contrary. Laughing at another person's misery was the only thing that made me feel like everyone else."

"The joke wore thin, though."

"For you. You drifted away."

"I had other interests."

"Yes, other interests. But tya and I stayed with Orson." Tyrion told him.

"Why?" Jaime questioned.

'tyrion was curious and we were attached at the hip.' Tya reminded him.

"I was curious.' Tyrion agreed. 'Why was he smashing all those beetles? What did he get out of it? First thing I did was ask him "Orson, why are you smashing all those beetles?". He gave me an answer "Smath the beetles. Smath 'em. kun kun kun"." Jaime and tya chuckled, "I wasn't deterred. I was the smartest person I knew.' Tya slapped at his arm. 'next to Tya of course.' He added smirking up to her. 'Certainly I had the wherewithal to unravel the mysteries that lay at the heart of a moron. So I went to Maester Volarik's library." Jaime shook his head disgusted.

"Volarik. Tried to touch me once." Jaime informed him.

'me too,' tya said. 'father had I'm executed when I told him.'

'daddy's favorite.' Jaime said and Tya smied back sweetly.

"Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right. In any case, I found nothing that illuminated the nature of Orson's affliction or the reason behind his relentless beetle slaughter. So I went back to the source. I may not have been able to speak with Orson, but I could observe him, watch him, the way men watch animals to come to a deeper understanding of their behavior. And as I watched, I became more and more sure of it. There was something happening there. His face was like the page of a book written in a language I didn't understand, but he wasn't mindless, he had his reasons. And I became possessed with knowing what they were. I began spending inordinate amounts of time watching him. I would eat my lunch in the garden, chewing my mutton to the music of "kun kun kun".'

'I remember that. you wouldn't stop. You had to know.' Tya recalled.

'And when I wasn't watching him, I was thinking about him. Father droned on about the family legacy and I thought about Orson's beetles. I read the histories of Targaryen conquests. Did I hear dragon wings?' Tyrion questioned jaime 'No dragon wings,' Tyrion went on, 'I heard "kun kun kun".'

'I want ot see a dragon. I heard that the Targaryen has dragons now!' tya said. 'how frieghtening and beautiful they must be.' Tya leaned into Tyrion.

'But I still couldn't figure out why he was doing it.' Tyrion went on, he grabbed tyas hand 'And I had to know because it was horrible, that all these beetles would be dying for no reason."

"Every day around the world, men, women and children are murdered by the score. Who gives a fuck about a bunch of beetles?" Jaime asked incredulously.

"I know, I know. But still, it filled me with dread. Piles and piles of them, years and years of them. How many countless living crawling things smashed and dried out and returned to the dirt? In my dreams I found myself standing on a beach made of beetle husks stretching as far as the eye could see. I woke up crying, weeping for their shattered little bodies. I tried to stop Orson once."

"He was twice your size." Jaime remarked with a laugh.

"He just pushed me aside with a "kun" and kept on smashing. Every day until that mule kicked him in the chest and killed him." Jaimes face turned down, "So what do you think? Why did he do it? What was it all about?" Tyrion asked him. Jaime shrugged.

"I don't know." They all looked up hearing the sudden pang of bells ringing out.

"Good luck today." Jaime said leaving Tyrion to face his fate.

'you remember when we wanted dragons for our name day?' Tya questioned hugging Tyrion tight.

'we were so disappointed to find out that hadn't existed for ages.' Tyrion recalled.

'and now they are here. The impossible, happening. Impossible things can happen.' She kissed his cheek. 'like a viper, taking down a mountain.'

'I hope you are right Tyanna.'

'me too.'