Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT

Corpses lead to questions

They rode to shore as night fell using the cover of darkness to get into Dorne they fell asleep by the shores and Jamie woke to Bronn throwing a knife down next to him it stabbed into a snake he picked it up declaring it was breakfast he skinned it and cooked it against a small fire.

'That would've been a shit way to die.' Bronn remarked

'As far as I can tell they are all shit ways to die.' Jaime told him.

'Yes but you lot have to give the singer is a good ending.'

'I don't give a damn what the singer is have to say when I'm dead.' Jaime told him

'No? Tonight we are off to rescue a princess.' he handed Jamie a snake on a stick nice and crispy 'it sounds like a good song to me.'

'It sounds like all the rest.' Jamie remarked 'What about you? What shit way would you choose?'

'In my own keep drinking my own wine, watching my son's grapple for my fortune.' Bronn told him

'How disappointing I thought you'd have something more exciting planned.' Jaime told him.

'Tyanna, pretty cunt on my lips.' Bronn told him. Jaime shook his head. 'I've had an exciting life I want my death to be to be boring... what about you?'

'In the arms of the woman I love.' Jamie said

'Does she want the same thing?'

'Let's go.' Jaime said as Bronn covered the fire with the sand putting it out and they headed off again

'You captain that ship? And it's headed to old town?'

'Yes like I said.' Jaime reminded him

'What's to stop him from going down the coast and telling the locals that Jamie Lannister is in Dorne?' Bronn questioned.

'A bag of gold.' Jamie told him confidently.

'I'm not sure you understand how much people hate your family in this part of the world.'

'It was a heavy bag.' Jamie remarked

'And I'm sure he was so grateful to have it but you won't be around to see him spend it in the end.' Bronn told him.

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'How many do you count?' Bronn said as some Dorne guards were doing a patrol

'Four.'

'How many do you think you can take?'

'One.' Jamie answered honestly 'if hes slow.' and even that was a stretch the guards halted when they saw footprints in the sand

'Great job you're fucking me in the ass.' Bronn said getting up he waved his hands in surrender

'Hello lads..' Bronn said as the guard circled them 'I'm glad we found you.'

'Who are you?'

'Cooper this is Darnell.' Bronn told them.

'You are from Kings Landing.' the guard said

'The accent gave me away? Flee bottom born and whipped.' Bronn told them.

'Why are you here?'

'Our ship capsized in the night we manage to swim ashore.' Bronn told him 'it's a bad thing really.'

'I thought the sharks would get us.' Jamie added

'There are no sharks in Dorne.' The man told them.

'I could've sworn those were shark fins.' Jamie told Bronn

'Dolphins maybe?' Bronn suggested

'Throw your sword in the sand.' The guards demanded.

'Boys there is no need for this.' Bronn said 'just point us in the right direction and we will find our way home.'

'Swords in the sand.' he demanded pointing a spear at them begrudgingly they took out their swords as Bronn stabbed his sword into the sand he took out the dagger from his back slicing it into the man's throat he fell from his horse he took the spear of the second man he took down before grabbing his sword from the sand slicing down a man's horse he crumble to the ground

'That one should be slow enough.' Bronn remarked. Jamie was able to take him down using his golden hand to block the sword he stabbed the man through the chest pulling his blade free the dorne gaurd tumbled down.

'That was good form.' Bronn called from above

'It was luck.' Jamie answered

'You had a good teacher.' Bronn corrected. Bronn cleaned off his sword on the dead man's clothes before sheathing it, as jaimes golden hand was connected to the blade he struggled to free his flase hand from the blade.

'I've always wanted a Dornish stallion these beast can run day and night without tiring they can ride to the water gardens a nice breeze in our face.' Bronn told Jaime as he came up.

'we have to bury the bodies.' jaime told him

'Birds need to eat too.' Bronn reminded him

'Corpses lead to questions and questions raise armies we are not looking to start a war.' Jaime reminded him.

'Do you know how long it will take us to dig all those up?'

'I can't dig very well with one hand.' Jamie remarked with a grin, 'not at all really.' Bronn gave the horse a pet before dragging the bodies away