Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT

86. Not in the Mood

'A little too old to be a squire aren't you?" Bronn questioned 'Podrick fucking payne I thought you'd be dead by now.'

'Clearly I'm not.' Podrick said

'Are they in there?' he pointed to the tent do you think they're fucking? Jaime and the gaint woman?'

'What? No.' podrick answered.

'Why not you would fucker wouldn't you?' bronn questioned.

'I am her squire.' podrick corrected

'Well he'd fuck her that's for sure and she'd fuck him the way she looks at him, the way all women look at him is frankly irritating I preferred working with the little brother on that account. But Tya doesn't look at Jaime like that. My Tya, you hear? Shes gonna be mine.' Podrick just stared at him. 'I know, shes really lucky.' Bornn teased. 'a fine lad such as myself... come on you're the one with the magic cock.' Bronn said giving his crotch squeeze before marching off 'you should be used to it by now.'

'She is training me to fight.' Podrick told him

'Is she?'

'An hour in the morning and an hour at night.' podrick told him 'every day.' Bronn nodded

'Then how come an old cunt like me could still sneak up on you and murder you?' Bronn countered.

'That's a different sort of fighting.' podrick said flustered

'That's the thing isn't it... you wanna learn that sort of fighting?' Podrick nodded 'all right let's start with your foot work show me your stance.' Bronn instructed, Podrick got into position 'now listen to me pod you see how your feet are about yay part,' he smacked him across the face 'lesson number one Podrick assume everyone wants to hit you because you're a fucking squire and everyone wants to hit you.' Bronn said patting his cheek 'all right let's go again.'

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'The Freys and the Lannister send their regards.' Walder Frey said happily as they celebrated a win, under Jaime and Bronns leadership they took back the castle with ease.

'You don't even have to do anything to you you just sit there and all the birds come pecking.' brown noted as a woman filling drinks came around smiling at Jaime

'She doesn't want me.' Jaime said smugly

'Of course she doesn't want you she wants your golden finger up her twat.' Bronn corrected

'Those two have their eyes on you.' Jaime said nodding over to two women fawning over him at a distance..

'They have their eyes on you you cunt!' Bronn corrected.

'They're not my type.' Jamie remarked

'Not blonde enough?'

'Ladies have you met Ser bronn of the black water, hero Blackwater bay?" Jaime introduced when they came up to the table.

'Maybe I'm not in the mood.' Bronn said looking them 'over fuck it no need to call me er just cause I'm in anointed knight.' But as they led him back he felt guilty. He also knew that every woman or whore he had after Tyanna wouldn't be able to live up to her. 'I'm sorry, fuck.' He muttered turning around. She had gotten in his head and in his heart.