Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT

85. Parlay

'I don't want you to go.' Tya told bronn and he held her closer .

'that's good because I don't want to go. You tell your brother that he doesn't need me and I'm going to be fucking you through this siege instead of fighting.' Bronn told her.

'I don't think he would like that.' tya admitted.

'someone has to keep an eye on your brother, right? Has quite useless without me.' bronn reminded her.

'he thinks he is still this great fighter, he is going to get himself killed. His ego hasn't caught up with his hand.' Tya told him.

'don't worry love, I will protect him, I don't really get paid if he dies.' Bronn reminded her.

'am I not a good enough prize?' tya asked incredulously.

'you my gorgeous are used to the finer things, that costs money, I'm just looking out for you.' Bronn assured her.

'right right,' tya rolled her eyes. 'just be careful.' Tya requested.

'you would miss me if I was gone?' bronn questioned.

'I would. So don't die, Bronn.' Tya said kissing him again.

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'Now that is a sorry excuse for siege someone needs to teach those twats how to dig trenches.' bronn remarked

'Someone certainly does.' Jaime agreed

'No no not me I'm just a sell sword.'

'You are an anointed knight.' Jaime told him 'there's quite a difference.'

'Knights don't get paid.' Bronn reminded him. He liked money.

'You have some of the best weapons in the whole Lannister army.' Jaime reminded him

'That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the unsullied army.' Bronn countered

'I expect you'll be commanding the whole of the Lannister forces, not befor long you can be the right hand I lost.' Jaime said

'You promised me land castles in a high born beauty as a wife.'

'And you'll get all three, Tya agreed although she said she wanted a proper proposal.' Jaime informed him. 'and besides a Lannister always pays-'

'Don't say it don't fucking say it.' Bronn said.

'Tyanna has agreed!' Jaime called after him, 'already a third paid!'

'we have Lord Edmure Tully! yield the castle or we will hang him!'

'You can have him.' The soldiers looked around would he so easily give up his man, his family? Apparently so.

'Ser Jamie we did not know you were coming.' Jaime and bronn rode up to the front lines.

'That is because we did not set a proper perimeter you just let 8000 men approach, unchallenged.' Jaime told him

'You're lucky we're on your side we'd be fucking you in the ass right now.' Bronn added

'Have Lord Edmure bathed and fed.' Jaime instructed

'Edmure is a prisoner of house frey!'

'Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out.' Jaime told them already annoyed. 'let's say I threaten to hit you unless you shut your mouth but you kept talking what do you think I do?'

'I don't give a damn-' Jaime hit him with his golden hand

'I am here to take back this castle, have Lord Edmure bathed and fed unless you'd like to take his place?' Jamie told them confidently

'Apologies, do as ser Jamie says.' The solider said nervously as he rubbed at his sore face.

'The siege is under my command the next time he looks down from his castle he will see an army at his gate not whatever this is.' Jaime told them.

'You lads need to start digging perimeter fences 150 yards and work double time on those.' Bronn added.

'As I said the siege is under my command if this that is not to your liking go home.' Jaime told them. 'Get word to the black fish I want a parlay.'

'A parlay or a fight?'' Bronn countered.

'He is an old man.''

'And you have one hand.' Bronn remarked 'my moneys on the old man.'