Lioness // Ser Bronn // GoT

Dull reading

A/N:  Faceless //Jaqen H'Ghar

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'Looks like a dull reading.' Bronn remarked.

'you think all reading is still dull reading.' Tyrion reminded him

'That is an opinion I share with some of the finest men I know.'

'The history of the seven kingdoms was written in these pages.' Tyrion told him.

'Mr. twat Beard has written a bunch of numbers to hide what he's really up to?' Bronn questioned.

'Unless he made it all up.' Tyrion agreed 'yes Podrick do keep up.' Tyrion said as Podrick wield a stack of books, in a cart behind them. 'podrick.'

'coming my lord.'

'After a long conversation with my colleague ser Bronn I have finally found a suitable reward for my services don't worry what you consider might be reasonable tell me pod...' Tyrion pushed open the door 'have you ever been with a woman?'

'No my Lord.' Podrick answered

'Genna specializes in first time.' Tyrion said.

'She's not bad with second time was either.' Bronn said as a naked woman was revealed behind the bed

'My Lord?' Podrick said confused

'Fair enough payment for my would be killers face don't you think?' Tyrion went on 'Now as it happens Bree is quite a spear handler herself.' another naked woman a red head this time 'she's here to thank you for being by my side as the battle raged all around you.'

'He is handsome you didn't tell me he is handsome.' bree said

'And Kelly is here from famous from here to the Valantis.' Tyrion told him. 'she is one of four women in the world who can perform Amiranes mount.' The woman started to contort acrobatics in front of Podrick

'My Lord she is...'

'She is here to thank you for being A respectful fellow who has never once failed to address me as my Lord.' Tyrion put a pouch of gold down 'be back in time for my supper.' Tyrion said

'Brace yourself lad.' Bronn said as they walked out pushing the books.

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'For years I have heard that little finger is a magician.' Tyrion said looking over the books 'whenever the crown needs money he rubbed his hands together and poof there was gold.'

'I tried that already.' Tya reminded him. 'it didn't work for me.' Tyrion had been appointed the master of coin and none of it made any sense to him

'Let me guess he is not a magician.' Bronn said

'No.' Tyrion agreed as Tya rubbed at her eyes. These pages were hurting her brain

'Is he stealing it?'

'Worse he is borrowing it.' Tyrion informed him

'And what's wrong with that?' Bronn questioned and Tya scoffed.

'We cannot afford to pay it back that is what's wrong with it.' Tya told him.

'Plus the crown owes millions to my father.' Tyrion added.

'Well it is his grandson's ass sitting on the throne so I suppose he will forgive the crown of his debts?' Bronn suggested picking up random objects around the room Tyrion watched him.

'Forgive the debt? My father?' Tyrion scoffed 'yet the world of money he is strangely naïve.'

'I've never borrowed money before I'm not clear on the rules.' Bronn told him them.

'Well,' Tyrion cleared his throat as Bronn examined another object around the room. Tyrion was getting annoyed at his nosiness. 'the basic principle is I lend you money and after an agreed-upon time you return it with interest.'

'And what if I don't?' Bronn questioned

'No you have to.' Tyrion said

'But what if I don't?' Bronn said sitting down across from him but his eyes went to Tya next to him, she was leaning back, cracking her spine on the chair, her dress tight against her chest as she tipped back. Tyrion cleared his throat pulling Bronns eyes away from her.

'This is why I don't lend you money. anyway it is not my father that I'm worried about is the iron bank of brothers we owe them tens of millions. if we fail to repay these loans the bank will fund our enemies one way or another they always get their gold back.' Tyrion told him

'It must be strange for you to have to try and save money when you've been so used to spending it.' Taya said

'Yes yes.' Tyrion noted and then he heard the footsteps of Podrick coming back. 'Ah the returning hero! does he have a little jump in his step?'

'The lad is practically skipping' Bronn agreed.

'What's going on?' Tya questioned

'You were gone a long time I assume you got your moneys worth or should I say my moneys worth.' Tyrion said smirking over at Bronn but Podrick put the sack of gold down on his desk

'No no it was a gift Podrick this is more than I give you in a year.' Tyrion reminded him.

'He is a squire you don't pay him.' Bronn reminded him

'Oh then it's much more than I give you a year.' Tyrion said embarrassed he really had no idea where any money was going.

'what gift?' tya questioned.

'They would not take it my Lord.'

'Maybe she was trying to gain some favor with the new master coin?" Bronn suggested as Tyrion give him a puzzled look

'Have you ever known a whore to turn down Gold?' Tyrion questioned and tya burst out laughing.

'you gave Podrick whores and they refused?' tya questioned, 'oh sweetie,' tya looked to him. 'ive never known heard a whore turning down a paying customer.'

'they didn't refuse me, my lady.' Podrick told him. 'they didn't want the money...'

'They are happy enough to take it when I gave it to them.' Tyrion remarked.

'What did you tell them?" Bronn questioned

'I didnt tell them anything.' Podrick said

'What did you do to them?' Tyrion questioned

'Lots of things.' he said slowly

'And they seem to like these things?' Tyrion questioned

'Very much my lord.'

'He didn't fuck no one.' Tyanna said 'he took a long walk, what whore turns down gold!'

'Of course they seem to like it they are paid to seem to like it.' Bronn said

'Only they were not paid.' Tyrion remarked.

'What are you saying that these ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him their time for free?' Bronn questioned.

'Is that what you're telling us?' Tyrion asked and tya looked the boy over again. He didn't look like much but... Podrick nodded.

'Sit down Podrick.' Tyrion requested and Bronn gave him his seat

'We are going to need details copious details.' Tyrion said pouring a drink. Podrick looked to tyanna.

'Go on prove me wrong.' She teased. 'What did you do to make the whores happy?'

'perhaps you and I can act it out?' Bronn suggested to Tya with a wink.

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