Mammon stole MC's Grimm...

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Hello! I thought I'd write a chapter about some of the random disturbances that MC might deal with on almost a daily basis. Let me know if you guys enjoy this!

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MC: *sips tea/coffee/cocoa* What a peaceful day...

House of Lamentation (HoL): *is silent because the brothers are still sleeping*

MC: ....too peaceful....

HoL: *erupts into chaos an hour later*

MC: Much better ^-^

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MC: *minding their own business*

Mammon: MCCCCC!!! *snatches MC as he zooms past*

MC: WTF?!?! *clings to Mammon after being thrown over his shoulder*

Lucifer: *chasing Mammon (and now MC)* MAMMOOOOOOOON!!

Mammon: EEEEEKKK!

MC: *sweat drops in panic*

**MC gets a lecture along with Mammon, even though MC didn't do anything**

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Solomon: MC! Have a cookie ^-^   *hands MC cookie*

MC: *sweat drops* Th-Thanks....

Everyone: *shudders, thinking they're ones Solomon made*

Luke: Wait, aren't those the ones I made??

Solomon: Oh, yes! I somehow burnt mine in the oven and even I hated them. Though I don't know how I managed to do that...

Everyone: *sighs in relief*

MC: *takes bite of the cookie and is happy*

Luke: *smiles somewhat mischievously*

**Luke reset the timer on the oven for Solomon's cookies when he wasn't looking. He may not like demons, but he despises Solomon's cooking more**

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Levi: *gaming peacefully in his room*

MC: *kicks down the door holding snacks, blankets, pillows, and Ruri-chan plush toy for Levi*

Levi: *loses the level due to being surprised*

Levi: *is angry but then sees what you have and is speechless*

MC: Surprise my favorite otaku!! You like it?

Levi: *gives MC a big hug and helps set up his room for a TSL/Ruri-chan marathon*

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MC: *studying in their room*

Mammon: MC!!! *bursts into their room by kicking in their door, breaking it off the hinges completely*

MC: *stares at Mammon before shouting* WILL YOU PLEASE LEARN TO KNOCK?!

Mammon: Haha... sorry... *sweat drops*

**MC chases Mammon in anger and forces him to help them pay for a new door after catching him**

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MC: *exists*

Mammon: MY HUMAN!! I'M THEIR FIRST! 

Also Mammon: What, it's not that I like them or anything... Geez

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Beel: WHO ATE MY PUDDING????!!!!! *about to go on a rampage*

Belphie: *hands Beel his pudding after moving it out of the fridge to grab something else*

Beel: *pauses and begins to nom happily*

**CRISIS AVERTED**

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Lucifer: Just where have you two been?

Asmo: Shopping ;)

MC: *hiccups* yeah... just shopping

Lucifer: *glares at Asmo*

Asmo: hehe... And maybe the Fall for a drink?

MC: Or three...? Or was it four?.... I can't remember... *giggles and hiccups*

Lucifer: *glare intensifies* 

Asmo: *gulps in fear* They had human alcohol there tonight... I was only gone for a moment!!

Lucifer: *goes toward Asmo*

Asmo: *panics* Luci please nooo!!! Not my beautiful face!

*Lucifer drags Asmo away to hang him from the chandelier before returning to take MC to their room to sober up. Asmo complained of the dry air hurting his skin all night*

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Satan: *chilling in the RAD library studying*

MC: *runs up to him and throws their arms around him* Satan!!!

Satan: *becomes slightly annoyed* Yes, MC? 

MC: Wanna go to a bookstore with me in the Human World this weekend?

Satan: Of course! *pulls MC into his lap and continues to study*

MC: *is now stuck and a blushing mess*

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That's all for now! I apologize if any of them were extremely bad, I tried my best. I wanted to give myself a small break before continuing to write more one shots. Bye!

~Author-chan<3

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