August 14- WHY MUST EVERYTHING SHIP-RELATED BE DISAPPOINTING?

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A/N I'mma go right ahead in shipping Brilliwatcher. Ahahahaha!

Kinkajou: Who's ready for our awesome sleepover!!

Winter: Ugh I can't believe I'm doing this.

Kinkajou: *grinning evilly* Then why ARE you doing this? Wait, don't reply! I have a great idea! Let's play truth or dare!

Winter: Uuuughhhhh whyyyyyyy universe?

Qibli: Don't be such a drama queen. Kink, we're in!

Winter: Nooooooooo don't encourage her, sand-snorter!

Moon: Wonderful idea, Kink! *whispers* Qinter!

Turtle: OK

Peril: Fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Brilliance: Yay! I love truth or dare!

Kinkajou: Great, I'll start! Winter, I dare you to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with Qibli!

Winter: ...I thought we were playing- argh whatever. Let's get this over with!

Winter and Qibli: *Go into another cave*

Kinkajou: Moon, set up the recording equipment. Turtle, plant the microphones. Brilliance, prime the cameras.

Brilliance: You got it, boss!

Peril: Wait what do I do?

Kinkajou: ...try not to melt anything?

Peril: Right.

*In the other cave*

Winter: They're recording us aren't they.

Qibli: Yep.

Winter: *sighs dramatically*

Qibli: *snorts*

Winter: *frowns*

Qibli: *grins*

Winter: *blushes*

Kinkajou: This is booooooooring.

Moon: Give it one more minute...

Qibli: *blushes* So do you actually wanna do this?

Winter: *mumbling* Yup.

Qibli: Huh?

Winter: YES YES I DO. *blushes furiously*

*alarm goes off*

Peril: ALRIGHT SEVEN MINUTES IS UP LET'S MOVE THIS GAME ALONG

Kinkajou and Moon: *sadly* Awwwwwww.

Turtle: Winter, your turn!

Winter: OK... Turtle, I dare you to turn Brilliance into an animus dragon.

Brilliance: What? Why?

Winter: One that won't lose her soul when she uses her powers.

Brilliance: Why?!

Winter: DO IT TURTLE

Turtle: *quickly* I enchant Brilliance to turn into an animus dragon who won't lose her soul when she uses her powers.

Brilliance: WHY

Winter: Hehe

Qibli: WHY IS WINTER ACTING LIKE ME?? IS HE SICK??

Moon: ...Turtle your turn

Turtle: Um... OK... uh... I dare... Peril... to... um... go into a random dragons cave and yell THIS GURL IS ON FIYAAAAAAA?

Kinkajou: Nice!

Peril: OK!

Peril: *charges into Coconut's cave* THIS GURL IS ON FIYAAAAA!

Coconut: *screams in fear*

*back in the cave*

Peril: That felt good.

Peril: Anyhoo, my turn! I dare Moon to kiss Brilliance.

Kinkajou: ooooOOOOOH VERY NICE!

Moon: *blushes*

Brilliance: *blushes*

Qibli: ...this is awkward.

Moon: *pecks Brilliance on the cheek*

Kinkajou: WHY MUST EVERYTHING SHIP-RELATED BE DISAPPOINTING?

Qibli: ANYWAY MOON YOUR TURN

Moon: Alright! I dare Peril to ask Clay out tomorrow.

Peril: *blushes* Um... OK...

Peril: Turtle, I dare you to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with Kinkajou!

Turtle: W-wait what?

Kinkajou: *sighs* Let's do this!

Turtle: O-OK...

*inside the other cave*

Turtle and Kinkajou: *kiss quickly then sit in awkward silence for six and a half minutes*

Peril: Awww!

Moon: Awww!

Brilliance: Awww!

Qibli: Awww!

Winter: *snores*

Qibli: Drama queen's asleep

Moon: OK, cool *staring at Turtlejou*

Qibli: *shrugs*

Qibli: *curls up beside Winter and falls asleep*

*back in the main cave*

Kinkajou: Qinter!!!

Everyone else: *snoooooore*

Kinkajou: Goodnight!

A/N Wrote this while having a sleepover with one of my best friends :)

Also I'm not giving you all the satisfaction of an easy Qinter ship- noooo there will be drama mark my words!! ;)

Also 38 views!! Thanks so much!! :3

Goodnight! (Yes yes I am posting this at 1:41 am sorry)

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