A/N So I'm assuming you read the title and were like ??? So credits for this go to MOI and my friend Ignore_Me11. Yea read on a be prepared to go ExCUsE mE WhAt Is tHIs?
Brilliance: Guess what?!
Kinkajou: What?!
Brilliance: I said guess. Now guess.
Kinkajou: Um... it's Pineapple Day?
Brilliance: No
Moon: *hopefully* It's date night?
Brilliance: Unfortunately no
Winter: It's something I will hate?
Brilliance: Probably
Qibli: IS IT... SPONGEBOBE?
Brilliance: Yea how'd you know?
Qibli: Wild guess
Brilliance: *looks around* Where're Turtle, Chenzi and Peril?
Winter: Dunno they signed up to do this meditation thing with Turtle for some reason.
*at the meditation thing with Turtle*
Chenzi: I'm only doing cause VeCeilia is here.
Peril: I'm only doing this cause Turtle is my friend. And I only have two friends.
Chenzi: That's nice.
Turtle: *meditating*
VeCeilia: *meditating*
*back at JMA*
Brilliance: OK everyone, this is SpongeBobe.
SpongeBobe: Hilo large avian reptiles
Kinkajou: Say wha?
Brilliance: He said hello dragons.
SpongeBobe: Are you large avian reptiles also cowering from the Sacrificial Fairy?
Kinkajou: Say who?
SpongeBobe: OH WE ARE VERILY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Kinkajou: I cannot understand a WORD he is saying.
Qibli: Join the club.
SpongeBobe: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Brilliance: Can I also join the club?
Qibli: Sure
Moon: Me too
Winter: Me three
SpongeBobe: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
The Sacrificial Fairy: *swoops in*
The Sacrificial Fairy: *sprinkles herbs on SpongeBobe, chants some weird things and gets out a knife*
Moon: What's going on...
The Sacrificial Fairy: *murders SpongeBobe and cuts off his limbs*
Brilliance: ...I am scarred for life.
Moon: Me too.
Kinkajou: Me three
Winter: ...LET'S GO MEDITATE WITH TURTLE
A/N The end! It was pretty short AGAIN XD Anyway hope you like it! Should I put pictures of SpongeBobe and the Sacrificial Fairy in my artbook?
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...