September 14- SpongeBobe and the Sacrificial Fairy

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A/N So I'm assuming you read the title and were like ??? So credits for this go to MOI and my friend Ignore_Me11. Yea read on a be prepared to go ExCUsE mE WhAt Is tHIs?

Brilliance: Guess what?!

Kinkajou: What?!

Brilliance: I said guess. Now guess.

Kinkajou: Um... it's Pineapple Day?

Brilliance: No

Moon: *hopefully* It's date night?

Brilliance: Unfortunately no

Winter: It's something I will hate?

Brilliance: Probably

Qibli: IS IT... SPONGEBOBE?

Brilliance: Yea how'd you know?

Qibli: Wild guess

Brilliance: *looks around* Where're Turtle, Chenzi and Peril?

Winter: Dunno they signed up to do this meditation thing with Turtle for some reason.

*at the meditation thing with Turtle*

Chenzi: I'm only doing cause VeCeilia is here.

Peril: I'm only doing this cause Turtle is my friend. And I only have two friends.

Chenzi: That's nice.

Turtle: *meditating*

VeCeilia: *meditating*

*back at JMA*

Brilliance: OK everyone, this is SpongeBobe.

SpongeBobe: Hilo large avian reptiles

Kinkajou: Say wha?

Brilliance: He said hello dragons.

SpongeBobe: Are you large avian reptiles also cowering from the Sacrificial Fairy?

Kinkajou: Say who?

SpongeBobe: OH WE ARE VERILY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Kinkajou: I cannot understand a WORD he is saying.

Qibli: Join the club.

SpongeBobe: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Brilliance: Can I also join the club?

Qibli: Sure

Moon: Me too

Winter: Me three

SpongeBobe: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

The Sacrificial Fairy: *swoops in*

The Sacrificial Fairy: *sprinkles herbs on SpongeBobe, chants some weird things and gets out a knife*

Moon: What's going on...

The Sacrificial Fairy: *murders SpongeBobe and cuts off his limbs*

Brilliance: ...I am scarred for life.

Moon: Me too.

Kinkajou: Me three

Winter: ...LET'S GO MEDITATE WITH TURTLE

A/N The end! It was pretty short AGAIN XD Anyway hope you like it! Should I put pictures of SpongeBobe and the Sacrificial Fairy in my artbook?

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