A/N I hate Life 'cause you can only be a boy or a girl and I be like, f*** this, I'mma be BOTH and then I'm PLAYING IT WRONG but who cares. On with the story!
Kinkajou: HAPPY NOVEMBER! *tosses twigs in the air*
Winter: OW KINKAJOU FRICKING STOP DOING THAT
Moon: ...who wants to play Life with me?
Brilliance: Sure!
Kinkajou: Why not!
Goldenstone: OK!
Kinkajou: Quick question... what's Life?
Moon: It's a board game.
Kinkajou: Ah, a bored game. How boring is it?
Moon: *facetalons*
*later*
Moon: I want the white car. It's a Tesla and I'mma be the richest.
Brilliance: I'll have yellow, obviously.
Kinkajou: PINK IS MINE!
Goldenstone: ...I guess I'll take orange, then.
Kinkajou: *driving her car along the board and making vroom vroom noises*
Moon: Let's start! *spins the spinner and gets a 10*
Moon: Yay, I'm a journalist!
Brilliance: MY TURN MY TURN *spins and gets a 2*
Brilliance: I HAVE AN ELEPHANT BEAT THAT SUCKAS!
Kinkajou: I WILL BEAT THAT! *spins a 6*
Kinkajou: What's corry-sponance?
Goldenstone: No idea. It's my turn! *spins a 7*
Goldenstone: YAS MONEY! 5, 000 dollars BABY!
Moon: *spins a 9* Ooo, inheritance!
Brilliance: *also spins a 9* INHERITANCE!
Moon: GET OFF MY SQUARE
Brilliance: We gotta share it!
Kinkajou: *spins a 4* I have a business, I have a business! *busts out the Chicken Dance*
Goldenstone: *spins a 9* Wow, this board loves dealing us nines. Anyway, I'm... helping my poor relations. Moon?
Moon: *spins a 7 and has to stop and get married*
Moon: *kidnaps Brilliance's figurine and adds it to her car*
Brilliance: *blushes* Aww! I guess I'm with Moon now. *throws her car away*
Kinkajou: *spins a 6 and lands on the same square as Goldenstone*
Goldenstone: *narrows eyes and spins another 9* Yee-haw!
Moon: *spins a 3,000* I WIN
Kinkajou and Goldenstone: AW MAN
Goldenstone: That's cheating!
Moon: Is not!
Poinsettia: Bonjour!
Moon: *murderous look*
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
