A/N Seriously though, which part... XDD SoMeOnE cOmMeNt HeRe AnD tElL mE wHiCh PaRt ThIs IsSsSs...
Kinkajou: Welcome back to LSS, everyone! Today we're gonna do a review of ALL our old favourites!
Kinkajou: Well, not all, but most of 'em.
Kinkajou: And who knows? Maybe I'll add in a surprise new ship at the end!
Kinkajou: Anyhoo! First up, Brilliwatcher! Aww, this ship is soooo adorable!
*in Possibility*
Moon: *licking caramel ice cream*
Brilliance: -and I'll have a double scoop of banana with chocolate cause and lesbian-flag sprinkles, please.
Perception (the sloth): Rrrble! Burble rrb nrgle!
Brilliance: Fine, fine! What do you want, Percy?
A/N OK the sloth will be Percy from now on. I know, I'm a genius ;)
Percy: Rrmble! Grgl hrmble nmble!
Brilliance: Sugar cone, one scoop of strawberry and mango chunks, please!
Moon: ...are you sure we should be feeding our sloth ice cream?
Brilliance: Idk...
Moon: *shrugs and licks Brilliance's ice cream*
Brilliance: Moon! *licks Moon's ice cream in retaliation*
Moon: This means... war! *throws her ice cream at Brilliance*
Brilliance: *throws her ice cream at Moon*
*sticky chaos ensues*
Kinkajou: *laughs* Look at how adorable that is!
Brilliance: You've got caramel on your arm *licks Moon's arm*
Moon: Did you seriously just lick me
Brilliance: Yes I did!
Kinkajou: Ah OK let's go before this gets horny.
*back at JMA*
Kinkajou: Qinter!
Qibli: Seriously, you should like salted lizard ice cream!
Kinkajou: Oh, not this again. And I guess it's ice cream date theme day?
A/N If it is actually ice cream date theme day today, I will rejoice and all of you will get a special update XDD
Winter: Why would I like this vile stuff? *waves claw at the salted lizard ice cream*
Qibli: Because it's ice cream! That's your thing, right, IceWing? And salted lizard is a traditional delicacy in my kingdom. Don't you love tradition?
Winter: Not as much as I used to, if you can believe it.
Qibli: *cracks up*
Winter: What? Why are you laughing?
Qibli: *keeps laughing*
Winter: *kisses him to shut him up*
Kinkajou: Aww!
Kinkajou: Welp, I guess it's time for our surprise new ship! Who remembers Leafy?
Kinkajou: The dragon Leafy, not the FanWing Leafy, that is.
Kinkajou: Well. Guess/who/I/found/kissing/them!!!
Kinkajou: Our new and mysterious SilkWing friend, Lis!!!
Kinkajou: Please welcome Leafy's daughter Asteroid for her adorable opinion.
Asteroid: Hewo! I have a new step-mommy called Lis! She's willy nice and I have an aunt and an auncle and a cousin too! It's rwelly cool! And Lis is suuuuper nice and gives me cookies!
Kinkajou: Aww! Thanks, Asteroid! Anyhoo, this is Let's Stalk Ships and I'm Kinkajou, signing off.
A/N AHAHAHAHAHA LISFY FOREVER!!!
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
