Kinkajou: Welcome back to Let's Stalk Ships! Today is a special Pantalan Ship episode!
*in Pantala*
Kinkajou: *invisible* OK folks, first up is Blicket!
Blue: *puts a curl of flamesilk in a lantern* Cricket?
Cricket: I'm here.
Blue: *glances around nervously* Moon told us that Kinkajou might be watching...
Kinkajou: *silently laughs*
Cricket: I'm sure she's just overreacting.
Kinkajou: *laughs harder*
Blue: Alright. Where are we going?
Cricket: To the Night Weavers
Blue: Wow! Really? I've never seen them in real life!!
Cricket: *laughs and twines her tail around Blue's* Someone's excited!
Blue: *kisses her* Ready to go?
Cricket: *blushes and smiles* Ready.
Kinkajou: Aww, so adorable! Now, ONWARD!
*some time later*
Kinkajou: Next up is... Lunatail! They seem to be... um... robbing a bank.
Luna: Swordtail, shush!
Swordtail: I didn't say that...
Kinkajou: *claps her talons over her snout*
Luna: Never mind. We must do this!
Swordtail: For art.
Luna: Yup. Here we are, about to rob the SilkWing Art Museum.
Kinkajou: Oh, it's an art museum.
Swordtail: Can we just do it!
Luna: Alright.
Lunatail: *fly stealthily into the art museum*
Kinkajou: OK that was strange... but ONWARD!
*some more time later*
Kinkajou: Next up... Sunlow!
Kinkajou: I love lesbian ships...
Sundew: What are we doing again?
Willow: It's called a date.
Sundew: Why are we doing it again?
Willow: For quality time with your girlfriend, of course!
Sundew: Oh OK.
Willow: *kisses Sundew*
Brilliance over walkie-talkie: Where are you Kinkajou?
Sundew: What was that?
Kinkajou: Oops, gotta go! Till next time folks! I'm Kinkajou and this is Let's Stalk Ships.
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
ФанфікиEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
