Kinkajou: Field trip day!
Winter: Ughhhhh I don't wanna...
Qibli: Come on, Winter! I bet we're going somewhere really fun! Right, Kink?
Kinkajou: Yup!
Winter: ...
*in the rainforest*
Winter: COME ON, WINTER, you said. SOMEWHERE FUN, you said.
Qibli: Buck up! The rainforest is beautiful!
Winter: The rainforest is the WORST!
Kinkajou: *over her shoulder to Qibli* If I were you, I'd dump his arse.
Qibli: Nah.
Winter: *silently fuming*
Lis: Hello, all! Remember me?
Kinkajou: Oh! Heeeey Lis... how's it going with your parter?
Lis: *blushes* Leafy's fine, thanks.
Brilliwatcher: OOOOOOOOO~
Deathbringer: *flies in and sits on Winter*
Winter: Again??
Glory: *appears* Fuck you, Deathbringer!
Kinkajou: Oh my moons it didn't get beeped out--
Moon: AHHH RUN
Glory: I'm a queen, I can swear when I want to swear and I won't get BEEPED!
Deathbringer: Crap *flies away*
Glory: DEATHBRINGER *chases after him*
Kinkajou: Ooo what'd he do this time?
Lis: Idk man, but it looks baaaaad.
Lis: Anyhoo, wanna come visit us? I'm staying with Storm right now.
Moon: Uhh-
Kinkajou: Sure! Follow Lis to see the adorable dragonet!
Lis: Yay!
Moon: Nothing like a baby dragon to cleanse your mind!
Brilliance: Indeed.
*at Stormsettia's hut*
Holly: Hi hi hi Jwade Winglet!
JW: Hello you adorable thing!
Holly: Look what Mommy gave me *holds up a pouch full of sleeping darts, a blowgun, two chakrams and some antique throwing knives*
JW: ...
Winter: Ah, well prepared, I see.
Holly: Yeah!
JW minus Winter: *turn to Winter* ...
Moon: ...forget I said anything.
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
