Kinkajou: Hallooooo everyone and welcome back to Let's Stalk Ships! Today we will be stalking a new ship: VeChenzi!
Kinkajou: The ship name is a work in progress. Anyhoo we will do that last after some of our old favourites- Brilliwatcher, Qinter and Cleril!
Kinkajou: We'll be doing Brilliwatcher first- I gotta BIIIIIG scoop for y'all.
*in the rainforest*
Brilliance: I'm nervous.
Moon: Don't be! My mom is super nice, I promise.
Kinkajou: *invisible* OK so Moon is introducing Brilliance to Secretkeeper. This should be fun!
Moon: Mom! I'm home!
Secretkeeper: *opens the door of the hut* MOON MY BABY! *hugs Moon ferociously*
Moon: CAN'T... BREATHE...
Secretkeeper: Oops *releases Moon*
Moon: *gasps for air*
Secretkeeper: Well to what do I owe this lovely and unexpected visit from my favourite daughter?
Moon: I'm your only daughter.
Secretkeeper: Same difference.
Moon: Well I wanted to introduce you to someone... Brilliance?
Brilliance: *comes out from behind a tree and waves nervously*
Secretkeeper: Hi! I'm Secretkeeper, Moon's mom.
Brilliance: Hi! I'm Brilliance, Moon's girlfriend.
Secretkeeper: *long dramatic gasp*
Moon: Mom...
Secretkeeper: Moon you have a girlfriend! Oh this is so exciting! *grabs camera* Say cheese!
Brilliance: Cheese?
Me: *appears* CLAIRE NO.
Me: *disappears*
Moon: ...who's Claire?
Kinkajou: That was guuuuud. Now ONWARD!
*back at JMA*
Kinkajou: Winter and Qibli are studying together today... hehehe...
Winter: I DESPISE HISTORY.
Qibli: *blinks innocently at him* But I thought you absolutely LOVED learning more about your royal IceWing lineage so that you could be entitled to more HAUGHTY SNIFFING.
Winter: Excuse me?
Qibli: *imitates Winter* I am a prince! *haughty sniff*
Winter: ...I'mma kill you sand-snorter.
Me: *appears again*
Me: *whispers to Qibli* ChenziTheFanWing says to call him a snow-snorter
Me: *disappears*
Qibli: SNOW-SNORTER
Winter: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU I AM A PRINCE! *haughty sniff*
Qibli: You did the haughty sniff.
Winter: I did not! *haughty sniff*
Winter: Wait...
Kinkajou: Well that was entertaining! ONWARD!
*at the lake outside of JMA*
Peril: *catches a fish* I GOT ONE!
Clay: Yay! We just need two more. They taste so good when you catch them.
Peril: It's just cause my claws boil the water and the fish get boiled and die and taste good and then you FISH them out! Geddit?
Clay: *laughs* Good one, Peril!
Peril: *beams*
Clay: *kisses her*
Peril: *kisses him back*
Kinkajou: Awww isn't that adorable? ONWARD!
*two hours later*
Kinkajou: I CAN'T FIND CHENZI AND VECEILIA.
Kinkajou: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY I NEED TO SHIP THEM!
*in the secret caves below JMA*
Chenzi: Kinkajou will not find us here!
VeCeilia: Thank the moons
Chenzi: *kisses her*
Kinkajou: *barges in* AHA!
VeCeilia: Oh great.
Kinkajou: Well thus ends another episode! This is Let's Stalk Ships and I'm Kinkajou! Till next time!
A/N How was everyone's weekend? I did THREE WHOLE CHAPTERS yesterday, I'm very proud of myself. Have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night!
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
