Storm: Is this the best use of our time and energy?
Poinsettia: Sweetheart, you're gonna be here, doing whatever you want, while I take Holly on her first heist!
Storm: ...
Poinsettia: *puppy dog eyes*
Storm: ...fine. Just be back in time for dinner!
Poinsettia: Yessir! *salutes and grabs Holly* C'mon darling Mommy's gonna teach you how to fool some suckers!
Holly: Yay!
Poinsettia and Holly: *leave*
Storm: I'm regretting this already.
*camera switches back to Poinsettia*
Poinsettia: So. Guess what we're doing, Hols?
Holly: Illegal sings?
Poinsettia: Well, yes, but a more narrow search.
Holly: Mmm... sealing somefink.
Poinsettia: Stealing, yes! But stealing what?
Holly: Kinkamoo's hardive wif da Bwinter and Moonbli files on it so see has to endure mow days of da ships she dozzent ship.
Poinsettia: Very good! Are you excited?
Holly: YEAH!
*camera switches to the JW in JMA*
Moonbli: *curled up together*
Kinkajou: *filming them*
Brinter: *kiss*
Kinkajou: *takes a picture*
Kinkajou: Turtle!
Turtle: *innocently* What?
Kinkajou: You photobombed the picture.
Turtle: *even more innocently* Did I?
Kinkajou: ARGH NOOO YOU ARE TOO CUTE I CANNOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE
Turtle: *smiles innocently*
Kinkajou: Turtle, this the hard drive that contains ALL the stuff we have... ready to hand it in?
Turtle: Yes!
Poinsettia: *flies quietly into the room, camouflaged*
Poinsettia: *grabs the hard drive*
Kinkajou: WHAT THE-- TURTLE THE HARD DRIVE!
Turtle: *grabs at the hard drive but misses*
Poinsettia: *tosses it to Holly*
Holly: *catches it and yeets out the window*
Poinsettia: *flies out the door, catches Holly, un-camouflages and waves the hard drive around*
Kinkajou: GIVE THAT BACK YOU FIEND
Poinsettia: *sticks out her tongue* IF YA WANT IT, COME GET IT, SUCKAS!!! *flies away fast*
Kinkajou: POINSETTIAAAAAAAA *yeets out the window and flies after her*
Turtle: This is just our luck...
Peril: *walks in* Hey guys... what's going on?
Turtle: Poinsettia.
Peril: What'd she do?
Turtle: Stole THE hard drive.
Peril: THAT *beep*
Peril: WAIT UP KINKAJOU *flies away*
Poinsettia: *looks over her shoulder and sees Peril*
Poinsettia: *incomprehensible swearing*
Holly: Was does dat mean?
Poinsettia: It means Mommy needs to fly faster or we'll both die.
Holly: Dat soundeds bad. Maybee we should give dem der hardive back?
Poinsettia: Great idea! It's a same really...
Poinsettia: *yeets the hard drive over her shoulder*
Holly: *twists around to act as lookout*
Kinkajou: *dives for the hard drive*
Holly: NOW MOMMY NOW
Poinsettia: *swerves towards the rainforest*
Kinkajou: GOT IT! Hey, where'd they go?
Peril: It's too bad, I wanted to burn something...
Kinkajou: ...
Peril: Sorry.
Kinkajou: Anyway, we have the hard drive. That's what's important.
Random seagull: *grabs the hard drive and flies away*
Kinkajou: OH, COME ON!
A/N Holly is sooooooo adorable :3
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
