August 17- The Pineapple Revolution

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Webs: And so, during the Scorching, the scavengers...

Kinkajou: *yawns*

Brilliance: *hands her a pineapple*

Kinkajou: *grins evilly and takes aim*

Webs: ...and then, during the War of SandWing Succession...

Kinkajou: *nails Webs in the face with the pineapple*

Webs: Uh... *pineapple juice drips down his snout* Class dismissed?

*later*

Kinkajou: *invisibly sneaks down the hallway*

Tsunami: DETENTION FOR YOU, COCONUT! I SAID TO RETURN THE HOMEWORK ON- *gets hit in the face with a pineapple*

Kinkajou: *muffled giggle*

Tsunami: WHEN I FIND THE DRAGONET WHO DID THIS THEY WILL BE IN DETENTION FOR A MONTH!

*later*

Brilliance: PROFESSER SUNNY I HAVE A QUESTION

Sunny: OK... *turns to Brilliance*

Kinkajou: *hurls a pineapple at Sunny while her back is turned*

Sunny: OW! That was a very hard... pineapple?

Kinkajou: Hehe...

*later*

Kinkajou: *passes Clay in the hallway and tosses a pineapple in his mouth*

Clay: Yum!

*later (again?)*

Kinkajou: I'm done.

Brilliance: Wow, I didn't think you'd actually go through with it!

Moon: Heh, then you do NOT know Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: Heeeeeeeey you two...

Moon: *blushes and clutches her snout*

Brilliance: *blushes and looks at the floor*

Kinkajou: Well bye! *exits*

Kinkajou: *looking at you reading this* Whoever you are, please give us some dares, specifically Brilliwatcher ones! I've been DYING to use my new camera! *re-enters the cave*

Qibli: ...who are you talking to?

Kinkajou: Wouldn't you like to know.

Qibli: I would, actually.

Winter: And I don't care.

Qibli: Winter...

Winter: DON'T WINTER ME SAND-SNORTER

Kinkajou: Qinter moment!!

Qibli and Winter: NOOOOOOO

Kinkajou: *filming them*

Moon: Well, at least she's not filming us...

Brilliance: Yeah.

Moon: *blushes*

Brilliance: *blushes*

Turtle: *puts on a BRILLIWATCHER 4 LIFE hat*

Peril: *enters the cave*

Peril: Hey guys what'd I miss?

Kinkajou: *cackles* PINEAPPLES

Qibli: Hey I have an idea!

*later*

Kinkajou and Qibli: *laughing manically as they catapult pineapples from the top of Jade Mountain*

Students down below: *confused as to why it's raining pineapples*

Clay: *munching*

Turtle: Winter, your boyfriend is weird.

Winter: I know righ- WAIT WHAT?

Turtle: *smiles evilly*

Kinkajou: Aw Turtle! Good job! *kisses him on the cheek*

Turtle: Whaaaaaaat just happened

Winter: *smirks*

Qibli: *kisses Winter on the cheek*

Winter: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kinkajou: *was filming the whole time* AHAHAHAHAHA QINTER FOR LIFE!!!!!

Winter: Ughhhhhh Sand-Snorter what have you done?

A/N some Brilliwatcher fluff, some Turtlejou fluff and some Qinter fluff- this is your lucky day if you ship them! Please comment here if you want the chapters to be longer; I'll do my best. Also next-chapter-spoiler: LOTS OF QINTER!!!!! :)

Thanks for reading!! :3


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