Kinkajou: Guys guys guys!
Moon: Yea Kink?
Kinkajou: Let's play Truth or Dare!
Winter: NO
Brilliance: C'mon Winter! Please? For me?
Winter: *blushes* Fine.
Moon: I'll got get Qibli, Turtle and Peril.
*five minutes later*
Kinkajou: Brilliance, truth or dare?
Brilliance: Dare. Obviously!
Kinkajou: I dare you to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with Winter.
Brinter: *blushes furiously*
Brilliance: Uh... O-OK...
Kinkajou: *shoves them into a cave* Turtle, timer!
Turtle: *turns on the timer*
Peril: What the hell is going on?
Kinkajou: *whispers to her* Someone dared Turtle to enchant Brilliance and Winter to fall in love and Moon and Qibli to fall in love in a period no more than two weeks. We chose three days.
Peril: *disgusted* Three more days of... *waves claw at Brinter, who are still kissing* ...this?
Kinkajou: Unfortunately, yes.
Qibli: Whatcha whispering about?
Kinkajou: Secret ship business! Keep your snout out of it!
Qibli: Yes, ma'am!
Moon: *laughs and cuddles Qibli*
Turtle: The timer's gone!
Brinter: *still kissing*
Moon: I guess they need more time...?
Kinkajou: Eh.
*five minutes later*
Kinkajou: OK, we're done. Peril, ya wanna charge in a wake them up?
Peril: My pleasure. *charges into the cave* THE TIMER WENT OFF FIVE MINUTES AGO, LOVEBIRDS!
Brinter: *still kissing*
Kinkajou: Turtle... I think it might have worked too well...
Turtle: Sorry!
Peril: *growls and pokes Winter's tail*
Winter: YEOWCH! *jumps away from Brilliance* OH MY MOONS MY TAIL'S ON FIRE
Turtle: Healing rock coming through!
Kinkajou: Thanks Peril. Anyhoo, Brilli, it's your turn!
Brilliance: Turtle, truth or dare?
Turtle: Uh... truth?
Brilliance: What's your favourite ship?
Turtle: ...Turtlejou.
Kinkajou: Aww!
Turtle: Qibli, truth or dare?
Qibli: DARE!
Turtle: Go on a date with Moon.
Qibli: No problem!
Turtle: A double date. Invite any other couple.
Qibli: 'Kay. Brinter?
Brilliance: Sure!
Winter: For the record, our ship name is dumb.
Brilliance: *kisses him*
Me behind the screen: She's a flippin lesbian! I HATE THIS
Kinkajou: Well it's Brinter or Wintilliance.
Brinter: BRINTER IS FINE
Kinkajou: Anyway, we should all go to bed. Big day tomorrow *wink wink*
Brinter and Moonbli: *blush collectively*
A/N I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT INSANE BUT ALL THE FLAGS ARE RED IF I'M NOT SITTING ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR TYPING YOUR NAME INTO THE INTERNET
Singing as loud as I can is literally the only thing keeping me alive while I write this...
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
