Me: ...I hate this idea.
Moon: I need Brilliance.
Me: Why, why, WHY did I make Brilliwatcher canon in this dimension?
Winter: Why do we do anything? What is the point of life?
Me: Existance is meaningless...
Moon: I feel like we're getting off-topic here.
Winter: SHH! I'm trying to connect with my soulmate.
Me: What is life? What is death? What is cheese?
Winter: Yes, what is cheese?
Me: What is beyond space? Does it go on forever into infinity? Does it have borders? If so, how does it have borders?
Winter: Indeed...
Kinkajou: MY BRAIN IS MELTING
Moon: Turtle, just do the thing.
Turtle: I enchant this diamond so that when it touches neon_aster, we can rummage through their brain as we please.
Me: Wait, WHAT?
Turtle: Sorry! *throws the diamond at Me*
Me: *dodges and runs away* YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!
Chenzi: Guys, I'm trying to sleep here- oh. What's happening now?
Me in the distance: Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread-nonbinary-person!
Kinkajou: *scoops up the diamond and runs after me*
Me: *frantically ends this chapter*
A/N Sorry that was short, the dragons are trying to invade my mind and I now regret giving them brains. Till next time!
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
Hayran KurguEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
