Moon: Here's the camera, guys!
Brilliance: Great, now... there we go.
Moon: Is it on?
Kinkajou: It's on!
Winter: I actually missed this, you know...
Brilliance: *sobs*
Winter: Stop being all mushy, Brilliance!
Brilliance: I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN *sniffs* Man, I can't believe we're BACK!
Kinkajou: FINALLY!
Kinkajou: After a LOOOOONG, LONG TIME
Kinkajou: WE'RE BACK!
Qibli: Guys, I might actually cry...
Turtle: Same.
Peril: Me too...
Winter: And I am reminded how much I hate you all.
Qibli: *craftily* Your nose turns blue when you lie
Kinkajou: Hey, Winter! Do you love us?
Winter: *smacks claws down on his nose*
Winter: *slightly muffled* No!
Qibli: *>:}*
Moon: Alright, guys. Settle down. Time to tell the world what we've been up to!
Peril: This is gonna take a while... can we at least get a snack first?
Qibli: Cough Clay cough*
Winter: What was that?
Qibli: Nothing... hehehe...
*One snack later*
Brilliance: Hey, everyone! It's been a long time-
Kinkajou: I SAID THAT
Brilliance: SHUSH
Brilliance: Anyway. We've been fine. Who wants to share our age?
Moon: Me! I do!
Moon: SO before this we were six. Now we're... drumroll, please...
Qibli: *produces drums*
Moon: We're nine!
Kinkajou: We've GRADUATED
Turtle: But most of us stayed on at JMA as instructors. I teach swimming-
Moon: I help Starflight run the library!
Qibli: I teach music. Winter teaches a special scavenger course with Sunny...
Winter: It's fun!
Kinkajou: DOCUMENTED WINTER ENTHUSIASM!
Winter: Shut up.
Moon: *sighs* As you can see, we have not matured in the slightest.
Peril: Ouch.
Winter: We really haven't.
Qibli: Anyhoo, we've had some good times!
Kinkajou: Life was kinda boring without this, though...
Turtle: Yeah.
Moon: SO, because-
Kinkajou: Can I do the next part? Please please please?
Winter: If you must.
Kinkajou: WE'RE HAVING A WELCOME-BACK-TO-AYLJW EVENT!!
Moon: It's limited time!
Qibli: You can submit asks and dares in the comments section until April 20th.
Winter: Nothing that lasts more than a day, though.
Kinkajou: So get asking and daring!!!
Kinkajou: *whispers* Someone dare Winter to be nice for a whole day, OK?
Winter: I hEaRd ThAt
Brilliance: We'll be back tomorrow with a more interesting episode. Until then, ciao!
Kinkajou: BYEEEEEE
*camera switches off*
Me: Welp here we go again...
Me: *cackles hysterically*
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
