A/N 4K READS PEOPLE. FREAKING. OUT!!! TYSM!!! Also haha, 4k sounds like forky lmao~
Also warning, Icicle invades this chapter and manages to say one sentence and it has a swear word in it so... sorry *laughs nervously*
Kinkajou: Welcome back to LSS, everyone. Today, our subject is... the wrong ships. See, one of the readers dared Moonbli and Brinter to be canon for three days, so we're stuck with this for a bit.
Kinkajou: On the bright side, this is Day Two, so we're almost done!
Kinkajou: Anyway, I've signed a copy of THE CONTRACT saying I will only ship the ships I don't ship for this period of time.
Kinkajou: *activates the contract* SO! Moonbli and Brinter are going on a double date... *wink wink* So you know what we're doing...
Kinkajou: STALKING 'EM!
*in Possibility*
Moon: Ooo! Cacti's Tea Shop! I've been here with my mom a bunch of times.
Brilliance: Weird... I kinda feel like we've been here before...
Qibli: Me too... I remember dragging Winter in here...
Brilliance: Maybe we were doing a double date?
Moon: It's strange that we can't remember much...
Kinkajou: *whispers* We know what they're talking about! It's that one Brilliwatcher-Qinter double date that I missed.
Winter: Can we just get this over with?
Brilliance: *nudges him playfully* Aww, Winty, d'you not enjoy spending time with us?
Winter: *blushes* Don't call me Winty.
Brilliance: Admit you like it, Winty. Or I'll start calling you Winty-Minty.
Winter: *blushes even more* Argh fine! I like it! I like you! *kisses Brilliance on the cheek*
Brilliance: *blushes*
Icicle: *appears* *sarcastically* Bless our lord and fucking saviour.
Me: *also appears* What the hell, Icicle? Get back in my brain!! *to Moonbli and Brinter* Sorry, everyone. Adios!
Me and Icicle: *disappear*
Brinter, Moonbli and Kinkajou: .............
Qibli: OK, let's pretend that didn't happen!
Moon: I want some hot chocolate.
Qibli: *winks at her* Coming right up.
Moon: QIBLI~
Qibli: That's me!
Kinkajou: I'm confused. Are you confused?
Brilliance: What- KINKAJOU
Kinkajou: Ack! I'VE BEEN SPOTTED ABORT ABORT-
*later*
Kinkajou: This is Let's Stalk Ships and I'm Kinkajou, signing off!
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanficEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
