BBH oneshots

Incorrect quotes

I know I know and relax im working on the chapters but this is to keep you entertained till then, okay?. Okay now lets get going also this  will have inappropriate jokes in it and strong language.

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<<Xhalo>>

*Bad is crying after a breakup*
XD: There there, Bad.
Bad, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
XD: Great question—

<<techhalo>>

Techno: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Bad periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
Techno: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going. 

<<corpsehalo>>

Corpse: Can you cut me some slack, Bad? I'm sort of in love.
Bad: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Corpse: I'm in love with you.
Bad: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

<<antcakehalo>>

Velvet: What did you two do?
Ant:
Bad:
Velvet: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

<<wilhalo>>

Wilbur, sweating: Bad, there's something I need to ask you-
Bad: Finally! You're proposing!
Wilbur: How'd you know?
Bad: Wilbur, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Bad: I even picked it up once. 

<<ponfoolsamhalo>>

Bad: That's ridiculous, you guys don't have a crush on me.
Sam: Yes we do.
Foolish: yes we do, dipshit.
Ponk: Yes we do, we literally asked you out.

<<puffhalo>>

Bad: I owe you one.
Puffy: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

<<skephalo>>

Bad: Listen, we're done, we're over! Okay?
Skeppy: Whatever bitch, you ain't never gonna find no one like me.
Bad: Yeah, that's the point!

<<firehalo>>

Fire: I think I'm falling for you.
Bad: Then get up.

<<dreamhalo>>

Dream: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Bad: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Dream: No, like, U R A Q T.
Bad: Awwww! 

<<funhalo>>

Bad: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Fundy: I wrote you a poem.
Bad, already crying: You did?

<<erethalo>>

Eret: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Bad: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Eret: Yes.
Bad: I'd sleep

<<punzhalo>>

Punz: There's no way they like me back.
Purpled: halo would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Punz: bad would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.