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Foolhalo

This was requested by Someoneyouknow6 and I'm sorry it's taking a long time but I don't really work on my books over the weekend and when I do I use my phone so it takes a while to sync up and get all of my progress back because as of right now I just checked the dreamhalo to work on it a bit more and all the work I did last night it's not on there and it's PISSING ME OFF!!! But anyways I hope you enjoy this as it's based off the resent video of foolish destroying the cactus towers.

I also just realized while writing this that there are only minor difference's between my gacha AU and my fanfic AU.

Also let me remind you that bbh goes by he/they so if you see me use 'they' where 'he' should be it's not a typo I meant to do it.

Okay, Enjoy my little orphan's!

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Bad carefully picked up the prickly plants as he cleaned up the mess foolish had made yawning from time to time as he hasn't been able to get much sleep but to him it had a benefit as he could help and hang out with foolish more as he seen foolish as his friend, because only a friend would start a prank war on the other. While foolish was rather annoyed by the small  hybrid with their pranks and constant questions and delusions that make him hide In sand -worrying the hell out of foolish as he thought XD or Sam bucket chopped off his head or something- or scream like he WAS getting killed then proceeding to cling to foolish when he's trying to work and foolish wouldn't admit it but he really did care about bad they were sweet and kind but had a little problems and sometimes foolish wouldn't mind bad's pranks or his questions but bad -despite not having much of any sleep- was very active and needed attention that foolish sometimes didn't have the energy to do as he couldn't go nights without sleep and still be running around like bad. 

Foolish sighed as he put supplies away and rubbed his eyes and he could practically feel the eye bags that have formed his golden colored shark tail moved slightly making the lose sand move and some flout up into the air a bit and fall back down then ran a hand through his short golden-blonde hair 'I should take a shower soon' he thought feeling his hair was slightly greasy from sweat and dirt, he heard light paws hitting the sand covered ground and he knew who it was almost instantly before hearing a sweet voice "hey foosh~" they said now sitting on top of the chest that foolish wasn't using "what" he said as he continued to work trying to ignoring bad as of right now he wasn't in the mood "what are you doing?" He asked titling his head to the side a little and his tail flick back and forth, foolish sighed and rolled his emerald green eyes "WO- I'm working, bad" he said stoping himself from yelling at bad as to not start a fuss. Bad stayed quiet for a bit just watching foolish work as he swung their legs as he sat on the chest -that was slightly off the ground- carefully as to not hit the chest, but then one time by accident one of bad's paws hit the chest making a thump sound but he fixed himself and continued to swing their legs; foolish one the other hand at the sound of the thump could feel a bit of anger rise up but he tried to push it down as he knew it was an accident and it wasn't even that big of a deal. 

Just a small thump. 

Foolish was walking around to make sure bad didn't prank the XD statue when he felt a small pain on his foot and when he looked down he seen a small cactus and he cloud feel his eye twitch and he clinched his fist 'god damn it bad!' He thought.

Why was he so mad?, it didn't even hurt HIM.

Bad was hanging out with foolish jr. and finley when the younger -Finley- ran into a table and a vase fell over crashing to the ground making him cry, bad and foolish jr quickly ran over and tried to calm him down "hey hey it's okay, I'll take the blame, okay?, your dad won't be mad I promise" bad said and held the little golden shark -for Demi gods they where small, not reaching their full size yet- as he cried "b-but what about you? He'll get m-mad at you" foolish jr. Said and bad laughed a little "relax little ones, I much rather be the one punished than have you guys get it" they said and held foolish jr.'s hand "now come on it's getting late away and you guys need to sleep, then in the morning you can play with skeppy jr." He said and led them to their room where he put them to bed "goodnight little ones" they said and closed the door. Foolish walked into his house or temple which ever one you wanted to call it and closed the door behind him, he walked into the living room and seen bad picking up big pieces of glass and foolish could see that it came from the vase that once sat on the table beside the couch (keep in mind of the size of the glass piece and other things in foolish's house compared to bad when foolish can reach 10'1 and his smallest size without any magic or potions is 7'0 and bad is 5'0) and it wasn't important or anything it was just a vase he found cool but he just felt so pissed and he couldn't tell why but the anger got the best of him "what. The. Fuck!" He said making bad jump a bit and almost drop the shard he was holding on to his paw "o-oh foolish, I-I was just p-picking up-" bad could finish before foolish started to rant "how the HELL do you destroy everything you touch!," he yelled with his white sharp teeth showing and his tail moving time to time nervously "god I wish I never allowed you to stay here!" Bad looked at the ground and his tail wrapped around his leg "I-... it wa-was an accident" he mumbled and threw the glass shard in the trash "that's what you always say!, everything is an accident!" Foolish yelled and clinched his fists and bad backed up a bit trying to calm down so he wouldn't shake as much with his wings wrapping a bit around his body, and anyone would notice that it would be a sign to stop and just walk away but foolish was pissed.