BBH oneshots

Dreamhalo

This was once again requested by assandick 

Sorry for taking so long but I'm back now, also I will get to a surprise chapter a certain someone asked for and I think i know how to do it, just so you know it's based off of the QSMP which I've been trying to keep up with but I'm still figuring out small details about the DSMP. I know as a bbh fan I should be kept up but I miss a lot of his streams because I'm often busy.

Anyways Enjoy my orphan's!

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Pet sitting 

Dreams POV 

I love bad and all but I think he needs a new dog, or a dog that's actually living that is. Okay so a little explanation, bad is an angel -not actually but metaphorically- and everyone is very found of them so this often leads to bad getting lots of gifts and one gift was Lucy, his dog, the only issue is Lucy was a gift from HD and gods have very weird gifts. Lucy as a 'defective' barghest and usually these animals are large, broad, and dark but HD had modified it a bit so it was smaller and lighter but the only issue is it has the same attitude. 

Around bad it was shy, sweet, and cuddly -besides when qauckity was around- but around anyone else she wouldn't do anything. no cuddles, no love, no nothing! It acted like we would hurt it or hurt bad at any given time! It was one weird little dog for sure but I couldn't tell bad no so here I am 'babysitting' Lucy. Though I'm pretty sure this dog is as old as me.

Third person POV

Dream sat on bad's gray couch looking at the dog that sat on the floor "well, guess it's just us for a while" the freckled dirty blond said and the dog huffed as her ears flopped to her head "don't be like that, look you love bad. I love bad. So how about we just try and get along" dream said and the dog let out a sound that sounded like it grunted before huffing and hoping on the couch.  Lucy and dream looked at each other trying to find out how to make it less tense "so," he said dragging it out "do you and bad do anything fun around here?" He asked feeling stupid for asking a dog but she seemed to answer with a bark before hoping off the couch and walking to the kitchen with dream following. Rat and dream stood in the kitchen and she was looking at the stove that had some warm muffins "oh no, I'm not touching those!" Dream said knowing what type of muffins they were, blood muffins were one of bad's guilty pleasure and also something he made for techno and his second youngest son called dapper. The muffins were also where bad and techno got their duo name, the blood duo. 

Lucy huffed and seemed to glare at him "look, for one techno, bad, and dapper would be mad at me," dream said "and bad told me not to eat them" rat looked at him for a bit before walking back to the couch leaving dream to huff and walk back too. 

For the next two hours dream wondered around, read old books, and ate some food. Lucy(rat) mainly slept and wondered around like dream then finally Lucy bolted to the heavy door with her tail wagging 90 to nothing then the door opened and she jumped up and down "Lucy!" Bad said to happy to see dream standing there.

Dream's POV

After what felt like forever I seen rat run to the door and I followed, I seen her tail wagging before the door opened and seen bad walk in too. They were wearing black, baggy pants then a black crop-top with a little red strawberry on it, his long, thick, curly hair was pulled into a low pony tail that went around their ears and horns and his pants fitted to fit their tail. 

Speaking of tail as soon as bad had seen rat his own tail started wagging like a dog, it was just as funny as it was cute! "Lucy!" Bad said bending down and picking her up "did you miss me?" Bad asked petting her head as she yipped both of their trails wagging "aww look at your tail! It's wagging like a dogs!" I said teasing them slightly and seen a blush dust his face "I am not!" They said and put Lucy down on the ground then crossed his arms making an adorable pouting face. I chuckled "you sure? Look it's still going" I said pointing to the fluffy tail that I really wanted to grab. Sadly they don't let anyone touch his tail. 

Bad looked at his tail before huffing and seeming to be trying to shove his tail into their shirt, I laughed and walked over gabbing their hands "relax I'm just teasing you, it's actually really cute" I said enjoying seeing his face go red and letting out an angry grumble and pulled away. They turned and started to walk away with his tail now swaying a bit and well it was just calling me! 

I reached out and grabbing it running my hand from where I grabbed to the end and playing with the fluff for a bit.

Yeah...I got bitched slapped.