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Tubtomhalo

This is more brother/mother with two kids deal, this was once again requested by assandick

I enjoy writing bad as a mother/brother figure because I can actually see it irl.

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Fat shaming

Crying

Anxiety

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Anyways enjoy my orphan's!

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Muffin talk

Bad sighed and flopped on the couch but not even two seconds later his phone rang, not bothering to look at the caller ID they picked it up "hello this is badboyhalo speaking" they said and he knew what it was about as soon as the other voice started to talk "bad! Come get tommy and tubbo their trying to set- PUT THAT DOWN!" It was dream and as soon as he yelled that the line went silent and bad groaned. They stood up and walked back out the door and into their car, driving to dreams house and seeing the two boys running around outside with fireworks in hand. Sometimes bad wondered who lived in Florida.

Bad got out of his car and walked up to the open gate "BAD GET THEM!" Dream said running over to bad and shaking them, while the taller could handle many thing apparently the two heathens running around wasn't one "tommy, tubbo put the fireworks down or im sending you both back to England!" Bad's said walking over to the two and taking the fireworks out their hands, both whining and complaining about it "come on bad, please just one!" Tommy said while tubbo agreed "yeah just one, please!" Bad shook their head and sighed before walking back to their car and putting the fireworks inside -then two kids following- "no, you can shoot a hundred on the fourth" he said and the boy's groaned.

It was no secret that bad was good with kids or people younger than him no matter their age, though they could be oblivious or innocent to what they said or what is said to him they do have a adult, matcher side that demanded to be listened to. The minors took notice of this side and started calling him 'mother halo' when they weren't streaming and where just in a call, this side is also why some fans call them the 'father magnet' because it seemed every kid in ten mile's gravitated to him. Dream walked over to bad and rubbed the back of his neck "sorry for calling you and all but I thought they'd set my house on fire" dream said with a nervous laugh, the boy's were meant to be staying and doing a meet up stream with dream but it was obvious they wouldn't be staying in dream's house "it's fine dream, text me when you want them back for the stream" he said motioning the boy's to go get their bags "you know you can stay here with them and us if you want, me and the other two wouldn't mind your company" dream said his face slightly red, bad sighed and shook his head "thank you for the offer but I have work to do, maybe another time" he said as the boy's ran back out the house with their bag's and quickly put them in bad's car "oh, okay" dream said slightly disappointed, bad said a quick bye before getting back in their car and heading back home.

Once they got back bad helped the boys get their things into their room before starting dinner, tommy and tubbo -along with everyone else- had a room in bad's house and while some had their own rooms others shared rooms.

Tommy,tubbo, and ranboo -one bed, one bunk bed

Philza and momza - one bed

George and dream - one bed

Sapnap, karl, qauckity, and wilbur - two bed's

Niki, puffy, minx, Hanna - two bunk bed's

So on and so fourth, they all chose their rooms and how they wanted to decorate it after bad had explained he had way to much room in their new house and after eryn asked if he could live with bad everyone else had quickly asked the same thing. Bad sighed and looked at the noddles that boiled in the pot, it was quite, really quiet "boy what are you doing!?" He called up the stairs hearing a muffled 'how the fuck did he know' in return, sighing he walking up the stairs and opened the boy's door to see them with ranboo's makeup in hand and put horribly on their face. Bad laughed as he pulled out his phone and took a picture making to two gasp at the betrayal "my goodness what are you two doing?" He asked and tommy pointed a finger at them "delete it!" He said and bad shook his head still on his phone "I'm definitely sending it to ranboo" they said and the two boys said a loud 'no' before the chase began.

So after everything they sat at the counter with Chinese food because bad had forgot his was cooking and burned the food, the two boy's wondering how their 'mother halo' lived so long on their own "so you two want to talk about anything?" Bad asked, it wasn't uncommon for bad to spot little things wrong with people and openly asking about it when they knew the person was comfortable and in a safe area. The two boy's looked at each other before looking away, they knew they would have seen it but they at least hopped to finish dinner first "umm- I we finish dinner then talk?" Tommy asked quietly and bad nodded "of course, talk to me when you're ready" he said taking the empty container and throwing it away before waking back and eating his orange chicken.

Bad sat on the couch with tommy and tubbo sitting next to him "so do you want to talk about it?," Bad asked and the two kids continued to look at their laps "you don't have to if you don't want to" they said and tubbo shook his head "no no I wanna talk about it!" He said and bad went quiet. The silence was deafening but bad wasn't going to push for them to rush "just-" tubbo began but paused trying to find the words "my chat, or some people in my chat are always talking about how I 'eat to much' and I guess it's getting to me" he explained and bad nodded but kept silent "they made up a dumb name 'chubbo' I think, and I know im not fat I checked my BMI and my doctor says im fine in weight but-" his voice cracked and bad opened his arms -dispite not liking hugs they never protested when their friends needed comfort- and tubbo fell into gently "I know how it feel's tubbo, but you should know that what they say doesn't matter and I can say just like your doctor and what your BIM said that you're perfect just the way you are. Nothing is wrong with you" bad said rubbing tubbo's back trying to get him to calm down.

Tommy let tubbo calm before going onto what he wanted to talk about "just- the day dream called me and then at the meeting I-" tommy paused shaking a bit "I don't know why people hate me. I don't know why people want to hurt me. I don't know why people don't care about me" each time his voice cracking and tears filling his eyes "I can't stand being in crowds now because of all though's things! I don't want people to think I hate them because I don't meet them but I just can't do it!" Bad looked at Tommy, not with pity but with a face that with filled with understanding and love. Bad pulled tommy close to him and hugged him shushing while still keeping close to tubbo trying to make sure he was okay too "tommy nothing. NOTHING. Will ever stop me from caring for you or anyone from stop caring about you" they said holding him closer "when I stop caring for you, for both of you. I'll being long gone in the dirt" he said and tommy started to sob into bad's chest as tubbo started to cry again and held onto bad's arm.

Tommy and tubbo where now just sniffling as they cuddled into bad and watched Netflix -it was some show called 'Sweet-Tooth'- in comfortable  silence, the two mainly listened to bad's breathing much like baby's to a mothers heart though they'd get worried when they'd hear a slight unusual noise from their chest. Though they also knew that if bad was sick he would have told them and wouldn't let them even get close in fear of getting them sick so they brushed it away "you two feel better?" Bad asked dispite being able to hear the two boy's sometimes sounds and looks could be deceiving "yeah but now I'm hungry again" tommy said and tubbo nodded -hesitantly- too, bad hummed before they stood up "well I guess it's muffin time, hot coco sound's nice too. Don't you boy's think?" They asked and both eyes light up and they quickly followed bad to the kitchen. 

The muffins were fluffy and warm and the hot coco settled nice in their mouths, they all sat back on the couch with tubbo laying on bad's chest and tommy sitting in a chair next to bad. Tommy chuckled and bad looked at him confused "what's so funny?" They asked and tommy looked at them "I guess you can say that we had a-" tommy paused to laugh to himself.

"A muffin talk"  

Tommy got hit in the face with a pillow.