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Schlatthalo

I've been thinking about this ship for a while so I'm glad I get to do this!

I wanna make tubbo autistic but I don't want to represent this wrong as it's not something I know much about compared to other things.

I am taking requests again and this was requested by dwebby_artist57

Enjoy my orphans
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Everyone is told to have a good and bad side to them, an angel and demon if you will. For one kid though this was the actual truth, his name is tubbo and he has an angle and demon that look over him and though their always with him he is the only one who can see and hear them; Which is good because they always seem to fight. Like right now.

"Jschlatt how many times do I have to tell you!, you cannot convince tubbo to beat up those boys! He'll get in trouble!" The angel exclaimed at Jschlatt, the demon, as they floated behind said boy who got in trouble for the third time that week for punching kids in the face "look here horns! Those boys health an't our problem and I'll be damned if they pick on our kid!" Jschlatt retorted as he crossed his arms, the angel puffed out their cheeks at the nickname that mocks their appearance, tubbo sighed and rolled his eyes at the two.

The angel was named badboyhalo -bad or halo for short- and at first glance you probably wouldn't know they were an angel with their black sink, demon -or cat- like tail, two tiny horns on his head, sharp-cat like teeth, and the lower half of their legs which portrays that of a cat, and to top it all off they had fluffy, elf like ears that moved to change with his emotions. Tubbo, when first meeting bad, couldn't tell if they were an angel or demon the only way he could tell was because of their pure white eyes, snow white hair, and large white wings; tubbo's favorite part was the wings as they were incredibly soft.

The demon was named Jschlatt -bad liked to call him schlatt tho- and he looks like what you'd think a demon would look like but unlike bad he didn't have black skin or white eyes instead he looked like a ram, a ram with a drinking problem but still. He had brown hair and tan skin, his eyes where red and his pupils where turned to be vertical and he had side burns with stubble, he often wore a unbuttoned dress shirt with black dress pants and a tie that was undone, he had horns too but much like the rest of him they resemble that of a rams then a small, fluffy tail on his back.

Tubbo has had bad and schlatt by his side since he was a baby both being sent at the same time to look after him with their higher-up's not realizing what they did, bad and Jschlatt often refused to tell him much about their jobs from their home and for why their here, but tubbo could always get information from Jschlatt when he got drunk. Back to the madder at hand, the principal sat at his desk and rubbed his head "tubbo, that's the third time this week and your parents have yet to come!" He said clearly mad that one of his own kids were one of the kids tubbo beat up, bad sighed and rolled his eyes as schlatt huffed and crossed his arms, tubbo nodded "I understand, but my parents are busy" he answered and heard schlatt snort "busy rolling in their graves" he mumbled and bad slapped him on his arm, tubbo had to stop himself from laughing. The principal hummed and cleared his throat "that's no excuse, if they can't come then I'll have to call social services" he warned and the three went stiff, tubbo felt his heart race a bit and he glanced at his self claimed parents to see that both of them were gone and of course this didn't help much and he panicked more "w-well umm...I-I-" he couldn't talk not while he was alone as he wasn't used to not having bad and Jschlatt by his side.

As the principal reached for the phone a soft, male voice came from the door way "I apologize for being late, we were across the town and it took a while to get here" both tubbo and the principal looked at the door to see two men, one was on the shorter side with long brown hair and green eyes with fair skin and while clearly a male they wore a tan plaid skirt with a tan sweater and a pair of white shoes, the other was taller and had brown hair with side burns and a stubble, he had tan skin and brown eyes and was dressed in a busyness suit and dress shoes.