BBH oneshots

Karlhalo

Two requests from L1ly3r  and this one is going to be long, also sorry if the last chapter (the puffhalo one) wasn't as good but i had lost interest in this for a bit and im just now getting back to it. So sorry if this isn't that good.

Bad's going to be human in this one so this is a teacherAU, bc that's bad's job in this. Not all of them are teachers obviously but you see what im getting at.

Enjoy my orphans
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Stealing my heart

Bad's POV

It was cold as I snuck around a large house holding the black book bag close to me as it was filled with the goodies i got from the last place. Yes i rob people and i know its not right but i have kids i need to look after and no way in all the muffins am i letting them down.

I looked at the house for a bit, it was large and looked expensive too...one more house then i'll go. I looked for a open window or door for easy access but not finding one i grabbed my lock picking kit and walked to the back door, taking a look in and seeing the cost was clear before getting to work. The door was a bit complicated by it eventually opened and i snuck in as quiet as possible but being uncomfortable because of the tag on the back of my shirt was rubbing against me.

Always gets you when you really don't need it to, like an itch on the bottom of your foot in the middle of class. Or a sneeze when it just got quiet!

The worst things to happen ever.

Okay back to the house. It was dark and i moved in the shadows trying my best to stay hidden incase the home owner woke up or was coming back home, i got caught doing this once and luckily i was able to escape with ease. I looked around seeing many different objects and some of them looked like something you should have seen in a museum and that they should probably be a lot older and rusted than they are.

I walked over to a necklace bust that had had a silver lining and was incrusted with diamonds with a big blue on is the middle, you know that feeling that you know what something is but can't really place where you seen it before. Yeah that's what I'm feeling right now. I looked around once more before pulling out my phone and taking a picture of the necklace before putting it away and carefully taking the real thing and carefully placing it in a bag and putting it into my book bag.

As i was looking at other things to grab i heard someone walking through the house but looking around I didn't see any lights on, how can someone walk around their house without lights on?! I get nervous doing this job at night! Like what if there's something in the dark?!

I shook my head and quickly tried to find somewhere to hide, i see a couch and ran over before hiding to the on the side of it next to the wall and putting my legs behind it with the little room given. The lights turned on and I heard footsteps walking around, I couldn't see because i was in an awkward fetal position and facing the wall plus everyone knows if you look out from your hiding spot you get caught.

The footsteps stop and i heard a huff "i swear i lock this door, maybe i forgot again" i heard someone say before the door closed and a lock sound came from that area, a sigh left the person before i heard them walking back  to where they came from but then the couch moved suddenly and slammed my knees into the wall "FUCK GOD DAMN IT!!" The person yelled out as I silently cried at the pain that was now radiating in my knees "GOD DAMN COUCH!!" They yelled again before what i can only guess kicking it making it slam my knees again.