BBH oneshots

Egghalo

This wasn't requested or anything but I seen a video of phil say that bad couldn't keep picking up peoples slack and taking care of their kids, though it's clear that bad loves them. So Imma have bad open a daycare where he takes care of all the eggs but durning nap time they all get sleepy and take a longer than expected nap.

Also this is a sorry to Hecate69240 because they asked me to make a dapper and bad chapter but I never did, so here you go I hope you like it.

Enjoy my orphan's

—————————————————————————————————————————————————

Nap time plain

Bad looked around the room with sleepy eyes, much like qauckity bad had taken the chance to open a small school not long after qauckity had stopped running it because he had other things to do, bad's was much more colorful and bright with tables for school work. The back of the room was a bookshelf with books ranging from picture books to chapter books, then a small raised area that had soft, fluffy, white carpet and then pillows with blankets -this area was meant for nap time that would happen at the end of the day-.

Bad's POV

I was happy with the room I had made for the eggs, is it okay to still call them eggs if they already hatched? Whatever it's cute so im going to keep saying it. Anyways I was siting at the desk I had at the front of the room that I had panted with Bobby and Hanna -she had accidentally fell on me and I guess she got embarrassed because her face turned red- which I thought was fun and more fun because foolish had made it for me when he had time.

I sat there for a bit before a tired yawn came out, I will admit -not out loud of course- that my life-work-sleep schedule is very unhealthy and uneven, though it could be fixed I've always hated change and I've gotten used to my routine. Coffee is all I need to stay up for hours on end though that does often lead me to forget to eat but who cares? Not like anyone would care if I stoped eating, they're busy and it's best to leave them alone.

I got up and walked to the door when I seen it was close for the kids to come for kindergarten -or was it pre-K? Idk- and I wish jr could join the eggs and me but he is by far to young, the eggs -or dragons for that matter- age fast then stop physically aging at a random age, I had to find a way to slow it to a normal pace which took a lot out of me but at least I get to see dapper grow like jr would.

I opened the door and see wilbur and tallulah walking to the small building, once tullulah seen me she practically bolted to me and hugged my curved legs "oh hello tullulah! So nice to see you again" I said bending down and picking her up moving her fluffy brown hair a bit making her giggle "wow bad this place looks amazing! A lot more bright than when Quackity had it" wilbur said his red eyes gazing over the school. A smile pulled at my face and I laughed slightly "thank you wilbur, maybe I should expand it a bit so others could come here too!" I said as I did know a few people who were qualified to teach and wanted to teach anyways "yeah, that sounds like a good idea!" He said looking at me and his daughter.

Sometimes I wondered what they thought of me, what was behind those eyes that always kept looking even if I was far away. But thinking about it I really didn't want to know.

Wilbur's POV

Bad had took over the school and to be honest I wasn't all to surprised, bad loved kids and kids loved bad, even if they were a bit scared in the beginning. The walk was a bit long but me and tullulah didn't mind as we had often went for long walks "so are you excited for school?" I asked, I -or anyone for that matter- had told the eggs that bad would be their teacher so they were all expecting to see Quackity again, tullulah rolled her eyes with a groan "no!," She said but still walked along regardless "I don't wanna go papa, Quackity doesn't know how to teach!" She said making me laugh a bit. Tullulah was excited for the frist day for school when it frist opened but by the second she started to complain about Quackity's teaching "well I think today will be a lot better than the other's" I said with a smirk and she sided eyed me with a suspicious look "what's that mean?" She asked and I chuckled and shook my head making her sigh.

When we made it to the school bad was standing out side the door's in a wine red turtle neck sweater and a pair of black pants with -of course- no shoes, before I could say anything tullulah sprinted to him and wrapped her arms around his legs. The school was more bright and colorful than with Quackity and when you look through the window you could see the room where they would be. It was as beautiful and bright as the teacher.

Third person POV

More kids came in with their parents, the older's said a thank you before running off again to do whatever while leaving bad took look after the kids. The kids loved bad even if they only interacted before school for a little bit, bad adored the kids and their way of seeing things "well little ones, what do you want to lear today?" Bad asked as the kids got settled in seats as bad stood at the front of the class at the bored writing down each lesson they could go over.

The subjects were; math, science, physics, history, and English. The subjects might seem hard for kids but bad only wrote it like that in truth they weren't difficult at all, bad looked over the kids and seen Bobby raise his hand and with a smile bad pointed at him "yes Bobby?" Bad said and Bobby let out a hum "can we do science?" He asked and bad smiled "sure!" He said before making a plot and writing down what they could learn in science.

The kids obviously choose the one that seemed the most fun, making a volcano. It was simple and bad had plastic models of volcanoes he had gotten from the shipping dock -whether he paid for them was no one's concern- so he was pleased to be prepared, the only one seeing not to want to do it was dapper because he wanted to dissect a frog but when he started to pout bad had told him he already knows what it looks like so there was no point. The kids enjoyed mixing the reactants together and watching as the 'lava' flowed from it making a mess, bad giggled at the starts that appeared in their eyes at the sight. It was way to cute.

The day continued on and they went over each subject, or corse they took a break for snacks that bad had made for them before continuing later on. Then by the end of the day it was close to nap time before the kids had to leave "okay kids, only an hour left and it's nap time so can you all go over there and you can choose a place to lay down" bad said and the kids sleepy walked over to the raised platform and chooses where to nap but some of the kids found it hard to get comfortable "auntie halo?" Tullulah called out to bad who was cleaning one of the tables "yes?" Bad said back looking over to see most of the kids still siting up "can you read us a story?" She asked and after a bit bad nodded before grabbing a book and sitting with the kids, some of them instantly using bad as a pillow.

Bad's voice was calm and soft as he read the book, once all the kids were asleep he had planed to get up and continue cleaning but being used as a pillow he seen he was stuck 'muffins, I don't want to wake them' he thought before sighing and resting his back against the wall, he was really tried so a little nap couldn't hurt, right? He felt his eyes get heavy before they closed and he relaxed falling asleep. Dapper -who was laying in bad's lap- cracked open his eye to see his dad sleeping, a giggle left dapper before he himself fell asleep glad that his and the other's plan had worked.

It had been two hours and when the parents had gotten there they seen the cuddle pile and decided to leave it alone and let bad and the kids sleep, manly because they found it adorable and not just because dapper threatened to tase them...

Again...