So I'mma make a sanders sides oneshot story because I'm bored and I feel like it!
There'll be angst, and maybe some fluff, but no smut.
I won't write about poly ships, nor intruality, anxeit, duxiety nor remrom, as well as no side x Thomas ship. Ap...
(this aint legit chapter, just me hyping up over friends)
Janus was by the kitchen, opening the alcohol cabinet to serve himself a glass of wine. He had the glass already taken and was grabbing the bottle when a crashing sound startled him, making him scream and almost drop the bottle
"OH GOD I- I'm totally not scared," He muttered, placing the bottle down and venturing to the living room, where a black portal was just closing on the ceiling. Just underneath it, a dragonfly-winged figure stood- well, more like layed, on the floor, "Doodles?"
"WASSUP MOTHERFORKER," The teen exclaimed, sitting on up slightly but staying on the floor with legs crossed, "Where are the others?"
"I- don't know, but are you-"
"Hm, alright, i'll have to summon them," Doodles snapped its fingers, and the remaining 5 sides and 2 extra characters apeared, all very confused
"Whats going on?" Patton asked, spinning around until he saw Doodles on the floor, "Kiddo? What are you doing on the floor?"
"And why do you look like a racoon who just climbed out a trash can?" Remus added
"I don't look that bad," Doodles frowned. Eir hair was a bit all over the place, even if their headband attempted to keep it away, fae glasses where croocked on her face and it was lacking the usual amount of necklaces and dangly earrings, instead wearing something that looked more like pajamas than normal clothes- tho still refused to wear shorts, "Anyways, that's not important"
"It's not?" Patton frowned. It seemed like he was going to argue, but Doodles didn't give him a chance. She summoned a bunch of party hats and decorations from thin air, tossing them over in direction to the sides, wings fluttering to help em stand
"Nope!" It grinned, "Now get ready!"
"Ready for what!?" Virgil asked, "What the fuck is going on!?"
Instead of giving a legit answer, Doodles just snapped faes fingers again, a new figure apearing on the living room, this one being taller than the one who summoned it, with pale green hair, along with horns and matching wings
"Doodles?" Eden turned towards em, "What the fu-"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABES!" Doodles half-exclaimed, half-yelled, making noise with a kazoo that hadn't been there before
The sides looked between the two, their faces matching more Eden's confusion that Doodles's enthusiasm
"Doodles, babes, dont take this the wrong way, but wtf," Eden asked
"It's your birthday!" Doodles exclaimed
"My birthday is tomorrow-"
"Today is tomorrow!"
"I-"
"Ohhhhh," Logan nodded, "I see-"
"What do you see?" Remy asked, "Your glasses?"
"Haha, real funny," Logan rolled his eyes ebfore turning to the youngest person in the room, "Doodles, you said you where spanish, didn't you?"
"Es un placer servirle," Doodles smirked, bowing down slightly
"Assuming that's a yes, it'll mean that you reside in a more advanced timezone, so for you, today is a different day than for the rest of us?"
"You got it teach," Doodles nodded, fingergunning him
"Wait," Emile frowned, "We're exising in the same time-space right now, but simultaniously in two different time zones?"
"Laws of phisics can suck my dick," Doodles shrugged
"Language-"
"ANYWAYS!" Doodles clapped eir hands, stopping Patton from scolding it, "it's Eden's birthday, it's past midnight, this is part of my bday gift, i hope you enjoyed, i love you so much babes, and now i must go to sleep before i pass out because i just ifnished writting this and there's no editing"
Doodles hugged Eden very tight before turning to the sides
"You motherfuckers better throw my bitch over here the best party while i'm sleeping because istg i'm gonna regret it if i stay up longer but my beloved deserves a nice bday"
"Whatever you say kid, we got it covered," Remy nodded, giving a thumbs up
"Cool!" Doodles grinned, flying up slightly to plant a small kiss on Eden's forehead before doing a two finger salute and dissapearing into thin air.
The sides and Eden stared at each other for a minute before Roman spoke again
"Ok but WHAT THE HELL did just happen!?"
Ello! Sorry if ya bitches expected a legit chapter, but today (or not-) is my zuchinni's bday and i happy and so i do bday chaos!! Now i legit stayed up alte writting this so no editing and i'm going to bed now so gnight!!!
(also here's a drawing of how we look in this intro lore setup) (i did the drawing around july lol-) (happy bday babes)
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