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Tommy: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?


Ranboo: Oh Tubbo, we have a visitor!

Tubbo: Don't tell me it's Tommy.

Ranboo: It's Tommy.


Wilbur: Here you go, Techno, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Techno: It's cold.

Wilbur: A nice cup of coffee.

Techno: It's horrible!

Wilbur: Cup of coffee.

Techno: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Wilbur: C U P.


Dream: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Techno: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupidity.


Sapnap: So, what do you have planned for the future?

Quackity: Lunch.

Sapnap: No, like long term.

Quackity: Oh...um, dinner?


Tubbo: Where the devil is Ranboo?

Tommy: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Techno: Shall I look outside for a Crown? Or a suit?


Tommy: *chokes on something*

Phil: Jeez, Tommy, don't die on us.

Tommy: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!


Tubbo: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.


Techno: We're going to defeat him with the power of friendship.

Dream: We're not friends.

Techno, holding an axe: OK then. We're going to defeat him with the power of incredible violence.


Phil: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Tommy and Wilbur: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?


Dream: STOP!

*Entire DSMP freezes in time*

Dream: wAiT a MiNuTe-

Techno: What is the one thing I told you not to do?


Dream: Burn the house down.

Techno: And what did you do?

Dream: I made dinner.

Techno:

Dream:

Techno:

Dream: And burnt the house down.


Wilbur: I wasn't that drunk.

Dream: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

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