Tommy: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Ranboo: Oh Tubbo, we have a visitor!
Tubbo: Don't tell me it's Tommy.
Ranboo: It's Tommy.
Wilbur: Here you go, Techno, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Techno: It's cold.
Wilbur: A nice cup of coffee.
Techno: It's horrible!
Wilbur: Cup of coffee.
Techno: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Wilbur: C U P.
Dream: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Techno: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupidity.
Sapnap: So, what do you have planned for the future?
Quackity: Lunch.
Sapnap: No, like long term.
Quackity: Oh...um, dinner?
Tubbo: Where the devil is Ranboo?
Tommy: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Techno: Shall I look outside for a Crown? Or a suit?
Tommy: *chokes on something*
Phil: Jeez, Tommy, don't die on us.
Tommy: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
Tubbo: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
Techno: We're going to defeat him with the power of friendship.
Dream: We're not friends.
Techno, holding an axe: OK then. We're going to defeat him with the power of incredible violence.
Phil: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Tommy and Wilbur: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Dream: STOP!
*Entire DSMP freezes in time*
Dream: wAiT a MiNuTe-
Techno: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Dream: Burn the house down.
Techno: And what did you do?
Dream: I made dinner.
Techno:
Dream:
Techno:
Dream: And burnt the house down.
Wilbur: I wasn't that drunk.
Dream: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
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Not Alone - DNF Fanfic (Hybrids AU)
FanfictionDream an Inu, George a Neko. What will happen when Dream saves George from his traumatizing past? A/N - all the ships are character based and all artwork is from google, printrest etc.