Bet You Didn't Know

2. Father, Teacher & Student

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Here is today's useless fact.

Bet you didn't know that if you yelled for eight years, seven months and six days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

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Bet You Didn't Know

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Father, Teacher & Student

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Little Lucy Hear-Dragneel was sitting on a round boulder, watching her new family members breathe fire at each other. She stared in both fascination and fear as her new father and student were both engulfed by flames. Natsu was the first one to scream out and jump back from the sudden force of his father's flames.

"Natsu!" Lucy yelled jumping from her boulder and running towards the boy.

She bent down near his falling figure, holding her hands inches away from him, afraid to touch the boy on fire. Natsu's head felt like it was spinning round and round. He groaned as he stared at... two Lucy's? Natsu shook his head and saw one Lucy now, he sighed in relief then pushed her out the way.

"Ow!" Lucy yelled falling to her butt as Natsu leaned up.

"Father! What is she doing here?! Lucy doesn't train, she doesn't breathe fire! She can't fly and she just sits there watching us the whole time!" Natsu complained stomping his feet.

Lucy dusted herself off and glared at her student, realizing that he stomped his feet a lot. Igneel sighed and rubbed his head before stabbing Natsu's chest, lightly, with his talon.

"I already explained it to you Natsu. Lucy here is going to be your new teacher and nurse, her only job is to teach you things and patch you up since we both do a lazy job at that." Igneel said.

"But aren't you my teaaacher?! Aren't you teaching me how to fight?! I don't need another teaaacher or a nuuurse!" Natsu yelled.

"Listen Natsu, there are some things this old dragon doesn't know and that's why I brought Lucy here. So she can teach you the human side of things while I'll teach you the dragons. That and... You see these claws?" Igneel asked holding up his claws.

Natsu nodded staring at them; they were more than twice his size and could easily kill him with one swoop.

"And you see your small self?" Igneel asked.

Natsu looked at himself and nodded again.

"Now these claws can't wrap a bandage around that tiny little head of you, but hers can so that's why we need Lucy. Twice a week Lucy will be teaching you how to write, spell, manners, yadda, yadda, yadda, and for the rest of the week I'll be teaching you how to fight. Just think of it as this way, if Lucy's here to patch you up then the faster you can heal up and the faster we can fight again!" Igneel said aiming for his son's stupidness.

Natsu nodded before looking over to Lucy.

"Patch me up right now Lucy so Igneel and I can fight again!" Natsu ordered.

Lucy huffed and crossed her arms over her chest, "no!" She answered him.

"What?! Igneel do something!" Natsu said.

Igneel just crossed his claws as well, "she's your teacher Natsu. If she doesn't think your worthy enough to be her student then there's nothing I can do about that."

"Yeah! And I won't do a single thing for you Natsu unless you say please!" Lucy smirked.

Natsu started growling.