Bet You Didn't Know

Chapter 1 - Little Ones

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Here is today's useless fact.

Bet you didn't know that the longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

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Bet You Didn't Know

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Little Ones

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At this very moment in the country of Fiore, young Natsu Dragneel was seven years, twelve weeks, five days and two minutes old while he sat in the middle of nowhere on a tree stump. To be more precise, rather than sitting in the middle of nowhere he was sitting in a forest far away from civilization for miles around in any given direction. His father preferred it that way, away from the humans that swarmed this planet they called Earthland.

Young Natsu Dragneel stared up into the sky and watch a cloud pass by him. His feet started swinging around, kicking the stump he sat on, as he watched the cloud drift farther and farther away.

"Huh," young Natsu sighed cocking his head to the side as if something had just dawned on him.

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"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!" He yelled, his hands rubbing in his hair making it a spikey mess.

Natsu Dragneel jumped off the stump and stomped over to the nearest tree, lifting his foot up he kick it several times over and over as he released his frustration and anger.

"What," a kick, "the hell," another kick, "was Father," kick, kick, "thinking leaving me alone!" Natsu yelled with a final kick.

The tree came tumbling down, its sound echoing through the woods making the forest creatures fly and run away. Natsu frowned knowing his father would punish him for kicking down and wasting a perfectly healthy tree. As Natsu walked over and sat on the now fallen tree, he assumed that it had a few more good years in it before it would have died on its own... or fallen due to his training.

"What is he doing?! Catching us a whole farm?!" Natsu yelled getting frustrated again.

He ran over to the nearest tree yelling, "Fire Dragon's Wing Attack!"

Natsu smirked and rubbed his nose as he saw the tree fall... and burst into flames.

"AHHHH! OH NOOOOO!" Natsu yelled as he ran around the burning tree.

His father was definitely going to get mad now that he was burning down their home!

"Gotta put it out! Gotta put it out!" He yelled running around the burning tree.

Natsu stopped running and placed his fist on an open hand.

"I got it," he said blinking.

"Fire Dragon's Roar!" Natsu yelled adding fire to the flames.

He watched with a grand smile as the small fire on the fallen tree... turned five times worse!

"I'M AN IDIOT!" Natsu yelled running around the tree again.

"Gotta put it out! Gotta put it out!" He repeated.

A great gust of wind blew past him, trees started shaking violently then the ground itself shook afterwards. Natsu sighed out in relief, glad to see the fire had been put out by the gust of wind, and smiled as he turned around only to face a huge fire-breathing dragon behind him.

"Father! What took you so long?! I was bored and hungry!" Natsu complained stomping his foot on the burnt tree.

Natsu's fire-breathing dragon of a father Igneel was seven hundred and fifty-nine years, forty weeks, two days and five minutes old when he slowly shook his head at his son. The old dragon folded up his wings and laid down on all fours, waiting for his immature son to finish his temper tantrum before answering his question. He fell asleep three minutes later and was woken up four minutes after his short nap due to his son gnawing on one of his talons.