Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 57

"Oh!" I let out then teleported when I remembered I had forgotten something.

I landed back onto the table as the dwarves were mid-comparing how much they all pissed themselves.

'YEP! I PISSED THE MOST!' The merchant yelled in his mind.

"I forgot my sweets," I explained as I grabbed them and then teleported away.

'THAT WAS A WARNING!' They all freaked out in their minds. 'THOSE SWEETS ARE METAPHORS FOR OUR BALLS!'

"No, I just forgot my sweets." I chewed on them as I was on Ainz's shoulder. "What even is a metaphor?"

They called us back in right after. "Sorcerer King, after some deliberation-" The general started to say.

"Yes or no?" I asked.

"Yes!" They all exclaimed.

"Then I will lend you enough force to reclaim the stronghold and hold off the Quacks," Ainz reassured them as I teleported onto the table and made sure I didn't leave any other sweets behind.

"We also agree to hand over all of our runesmiths to the Sorcerer Kingdom." The one in charge of the mines spoke up.

"Dragon armour!" I cheered. "Maybe I can turn into a dragon! I can do that to my-"

"NO!" Ainz yelled. "You are staying cute."

"But dragons are cute." I retorted.

"You are the cutest." Ainz blushed right after and I grinned from the praise and went over to hug him.

He picked me up and put me on his lap. 'I can't have her using her own body for her powers or ideas I could lose her somehow.' Ainz shivered as he thought that.

"However, we would like to send investigation teams to check on our fellow dwarves in the future." The lead miner spoke up. "Would you allow that?"

"Huh?" Ainz panicked. 'WHAT WAS HE SAYING?!' He yelled in his mind.

"Yeah," I answered for him and I had no idea what we were talking about.

'Aria saved me!' Ainz sighed in relief as I laughed since I had no clue if I did, but we will find out eventually or not.

"Then, let us act immediately." Ainz stood up making me fall then he collapsed to the floor and caught me in time. 'I ALMOST KILLED ARIA!' His mind screamed.

They were all scared that we both just suddenly fell. 'THAT'S A WARNING THAT WE WILL DROP DEAD!' The dwarves yelled in their minds.

No, he's just clumsy.

I watched as many dwarves gathered as I was beside Gondo and they were all asking for alcohol that Ainz gave out. "I haven't tasted it. I don't like alcohol." Gondo admitted.

"What a waste! You are losing out on about 80% of life there." One added.

"Oh...it's like sweets," I mumbled. "Maybe I should try so-"

"NO!" Ainz yelled as he entered the building making the dwarves freak out and Gondo nodded to him.

"A monster!" One yelled.

"Huh?!" I let out. "He's an adorable monster!"

Ainz got onto the stage and went to demand silence. "Silence!" Shalltear yelled as she held up a glass of alcohol. "Lord Ainz, did you say something?"

"No, nothing." Ainz shook his head. 'I needed silence...do I need to be silent?' He wondered in his mind.

"No," I answered making him grin.