We were watching the Carne village through the mirror and they are fighting against some soldiers.
Enri blew the horn Ainz gave her ages ago, it was the last time it can be used so it will be worthless now but a whole army of goblins appeared and marched around the corner of the village to beat the human's asses.
Some of them were singing and I started to imitate them "I'm about to beat somebody's ass" I laughed.
Ainz was shaking a little showing he's trying to stop himself from laughing 'How does she keep getting cuter?!' His mind yelled.
"Was that horn just now a magic weapon?" Mare asked.
"Oh yes, the thing that the human women Enri used was my gift to her" Ainz answered.
Mare got really happy for some reason 'Those goblins were summoned by that horn? But the horn of the goblin general is a trash item and shouldn't summon such powerful goblins' Ainz was thinking to himself then noticed me staring.
"Would you like one?" He asked me.
"No, I'm good with my dragons, hey can I use them for the battle?" I answered, and he laughed.
"No," He said in a monotone voice as he stopped laughing "You will learn to summon something even better."
"Something better than a dragon!? What is it!?" I exclaimed.
"Goats" He answered.
"Do you have a brain in there?" I knocked on his head "Oh, its hollow."
We watched as the humans failed at fighting "Do none of them know even one spell?" I sighed "Watching Mare's beetle battles are more fun."
"Beetle battles?" Ainz asked me.
"He finds two beetles and has them fight, its normally quite boring but Mare looks quite happy so I stay around" I explained.
"Lady Aria, you're to kind, and Lord Ainz, you gave that human such a valuable magic item so long ago seeing this would happen!" Mare grinned.
"Um, I'm not good with words but you are truly amazing Lord Ainz!" He exclaimed.
"Yeah" Ainz answered very stiffly.
"I know, right?" I added.
'SHE FINDS ME AMAZING!!' Ainz's mind yelled and I looked to him and he looked away embarrassed.
Some of the humans escaped the goblins but will be hunted down by Lupisregina.
I was put to bed later that night, I didn't want to go a bed so I ran off and teleported around the place and Ainz was exhausted by the time I let him catch me.
"Get some sleep, tomorrow will be your first ever war" Ainz ruffled my hair while sitting on the side of the bed tired.
"Aren't we going to get into many more? Everyone thinks we want world domination" I asked and he hung his head already tired of thinking of it.
"Do you want to keep going with world domination? I can hide your identity now before it's to late and quiet everyone who knows of you so you can live peacefully" Ainz asked of me worried.
'She was only an orphan in a small village hated by everyone who came across her and now, she's going to be a princess, it will probably be too much and she must be scared...OH GOD, I DRAGGED HER IN-" I put my hand on his arm to stop him from having a panic attack as he thought.
"I'm not scared, I have you guys and that's all I need along with sweets so I'm happy, just never abandon me okay? That's all I ask for" I reassured him.
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