Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 55

"Let's take you back to your dad." Gondo spoke up. "I have to tell him that sending kids into a place full of monsters isn't something an adult should do."

'She was supposed to be going to a toilet.' Ainz sighed as he caught up to us.

"I like this hole! I will explore it!" I yelled, and he put his hand on my head.

"MONSTER!" Gondo tried to drag me and Aura with him.

"Calm down, Gondo." Ainz demanded and he stopped.

Ainz explained who we are, and Gondo was shocked. "So an undead is...sorry, your majesty is ruling over a kingdom of humans? And adopted a human as a child?" Gondo asked.

"Yes, one that tricked me." Ainz stared at me and I giggled.

'Lady Aria is so smart!' Aura smirked as she seemed to expect that of me.

'So that child can outsmart an Elder Lich?' Gondo looked at me impressed. 'She dominated his intellect.'

"I dominated my dad?" I asked and Ainz looked done.

'How?!' Ainz's mind yelled. "As I was saying I want to foster a relationship with your kingdom due to my interest in rune technology."

"Runes?" Gondo let out. "What do you want to know?"

"Does it have to do with poo?" I asked making Ainz laugh.

"It doesn't." Gondo answered, and I wasn't interested anymore.

"Your runes caught my interest because they look a little different from the ones I know." Ainz explained.

"You also know about runes, your majesty?!" Gondo exclaimed. 'Does his daughter know a type I haven't heard of?! Poop runes? They sound amazing!'

"Yes, if I remember correctly..." Ainz used his finger to carve two lines on the wall of the cave confusing me.

"Hoh! That's Lagu! One of the mid-tier runes!" Gondo exclaimed. "Do you know the others?"

"I'm interested in magical weapons carved with runes. Do you still make them?" Ainz asked, but Gondo was silent. "I heard that rune weapons stopped appearing in the Empire, er, the kingdom of humans about a hundred years ago."

"Did you guys start eating well? It's horrible, right?" I asked.

"It is." Gondo nodded. "Well, there aren't many runesmiths left who can carve them. It's a long story, let's talk while we walk."

"Aria come here." Ainz ordered and I did.

He picked me up. 'It's way to dark in here, I could lose her or she could get grabbed by something in the shadows.' Ainz put me on his shoulder.

"But I like Albedo's hugs." I whined since she's like hiding in shadows.

Ainz paused then spun around. 'Where?! Is she going to attack my shoulder balls?!'

Aura was put on guard as Ainz was freaking out by spinning. "This is fun!" I exclaimed and Ainz stopped then started spinning again making me giggle.

"I come from a famous rune-smithing family." Gondo informed us.

"So diarrhoea runs in your jeans!" I exclaimed proudly that I remembered Demiurge told me about it. "Demi told me that a lot of humans have that because they are little s-"

Ainz covered my mouth and I was still able to speak through his fingers. "Snacks..." I mumbled.

"Oh..." Ainz let out confused. 'Why snacks?'

"Poo is more useful than humans and snacks are worthless when compared to sweets." I explained.

'She is getting confusing like him, their logic is something else.' Ainz groaned.