Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 41

I finally found Stronoff, and he got kicked by one of the goats and went flying, I waved to him as he was mid-air and he waved back confused.

Stronoff landed not to far from us and Climb and that blue-haired guy ran over to him, we stopped in front of them. "You look well, Master Stronoff." Ainz greeted him.

"It has been a long time." I grinned.

Stronoff smiled at us. "You as well, Lord Ainz and Lady Aria, should I say you look well, as well?"

"He doesn't have any cracks so, yes? But mentally no." I mumbled since Ainz's mind is screaming about not tripping and looking like an idiot.

"If you had given up your humanity after our meeting, that would be rude of me." Stronoff laughed.

Ainz laughed awkwardly as we floated down. "I haven't changed at all since then, and neither has Aria." Ainz explained. "It has truly been a long time."

"Yes, Master Gown. May I ask how you and Aria are related?" He asked.

"He's my dad." I answered.

I got very confused looks. 'But he's only bones, he doesn't have that bone to create her, right?' I read the blue-haired man's mind.

"That bone?" I looked to him. "You can make people with bones?"

'WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?!' Ainz's mind freaked out and he glared at Climb and the other one.

"Well, dad saved me from humans who wanted to kill me and then he adopted me." I explained.

"I see. I'm sorry you went through that, if I was there I would have helped you." Stronoff admitted, and I could tell he was being truthful.

"You're a good human." I responded.

"Now, may I ask what it is that you desire? I doubt you both came over just to visit an acquaintance." Stronoff asked.

"Well, I don't think people normally go on strolls on giant goats that scream every two seconds." I added. "Do they?"

"No." Ainz immediately answered. 'They do scream a lot reminds me of those videos.' Ainz looked back at the goats.

'Wait, the goats in the real world scream like humans, does that mean they are made of humans like these? No, I'm forgetting about the line between reality! Wait, which is reality?!' Ainz was having a breakdown.

"Master Gown?" Stronoff spoke up.

"He's having a mental crisis again." I explained.

Ainz soon recovered and coughed. "I don't like beating around the bush, so I will get straight to the point. Become my subordinate." Ainz demanded.

Stronoff was shocked by the offer. "If you do become my subordinate." Ainz tried clicking his fingers and he was failing making me laugh. "Time pause."

Ainz paused time and bent down into a small ball. 'SO EMBARRASSING!!' He yelled in his mind.

"You're doing well, dad." I patted his skull. He has been having a panic attack every five seconds, poor thing.

Ainz took a couple of minutes, and he told me once he clicks his fingers I should unpause time. It took quite a few tries, but we finally got it.

Time only unpaused for those three while everything else was still frozen like the goats.

"Look around." Ainz demanded of them.

"I see. You have stopped their movements." Stronoff mumbled.

"Its only a momentary pause. Your answer will decide what will happen next. I will give another order to the baby goats I have summoned if you refuse." Ainz explained.